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Thank you all for 40 follows!! At first I made this with AI for help which is why it's in second person (I made the rest myself, it's really only the eloquent parts that AI wrote lmao) but I tried to express the character's emotion and personality through the inner monologue. Sorry this is long and that I'm not the best writer! Also I didn't detail the character all too well bc I didn't want to specify it was them at the time
Warnings: scat, farts, messing, constipation, NSFT
Also maaaaybe I'll explore her kink journey in further installations~
You stare at yourself in the bathroom mirror. You're naked, fresh out of the shower. Since being cursed, you smell like death no matter how much you scrub yourself. You may as well give up at this point.
Even worse, your lower stomach is big enough to make you look pregnant. You're bloated as hell. You started this job a few weeks ago, and you've been way too tired and busy to shit– not that you could in a timely manner if you tried. Your guts had always been like this, constantly backed up with a ton of solid shit that refused to come out for at least a few days at a time. This damn curse has only made everything worse for you.
You let out an irritated sigh and palm the hard mass in your belly. You feel so full of shit, it's all so hard inside of you. You feel some pressure build up, and you force out a hot fart. It's tiny and silent, but the steam in the bathroom amplifies the rotten smell. You wrinkle your nose at the stink. That was awful even for you.
You put on a cropped shirt, a jacket, boyshorts, and some loose, ripped sweats. You still look bloated in these. Hell, your belly stuck out past your boobs- not like your boobs were ever even big enough to warrant a bra most days. You left the bathroom with another tiny, putrid puff of gas.
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You and the crew are on break, preparing for your next mission. While tinkering with a new weapon, the pain in your packed guts reemerges. You break a sweat with how much it's cramping. You press deeply into the side where it hurts most. When you least expect it, it gurgles. Your stuck, backed up guts _gurgled. Things were finally moving down there, thank fuck. You would use the restroom soon, just implement a couple more parts…_
Your stomach gurgled again, a high-pitched whine of pressurized gas that descended into a deep groan. You reflexively put your hand to your bloated mess of a belly, feeling the taut surface under your skin. You gave it a small slap, and shook it. You could feel the gas bubbles crowding towards your asshole, and you eagerly pushed.
You expected a silent hiss as usual, but this fart was like a small foghorn compared to your normal track record. You quickly muffled it with your jacket pulled off and shoved under you, letting the rest of the fart rumble out of you for what felt like a whole minute as you rubbed and pushed into your bloated belly. The tainted jacket is still warm with your gas, and in your solitude and curiosity, you bring it up to your face to smell it.
The stench is overpowering. It's the awful odor of rotten meat and mold, yet it's earthy and sweet. You huff it deeply, reaching down to graze your fingers over your clothed clit. _The fuck? How is this turning you on? You've hated being bloated with a shit-ton of gas and shit all the time, even if eventually releasing it all was… borderline orgasmic. …Fuck, did you have any more in you?_
You did, in fact, have another fart coming. Still huffing your own fumes off the jacket, you rubbed your belly eagerly. You felt gas traveling throughout your lower left colon and further down. You quickly pulled down your pants, then shoved the jacket between your flat asscheeks. You pushed, burning hot gas rushing out of you with a muffled noise like that of a brass instrument. This fart was even longer, ending with a series of wet bubbles. You bit back what would have been an audible moan.
You brought the jacket to your nose, and sniffed. It was so strong, you felt almost lightheaded. You were wet with pleasure down there, and you began rubbing yourself over your panties. You moaned aloud this time, soft enough to be sufficiently muffled by the jacket. _What the hell, why not?_ You muffle a few rancid burps in the jacket between whiffs, savoring the intoxicating mix of gas from both your ends.
Just as you fart on your jacket again, a solid mass pokes out from between your cheeks. Fuck. You think to rush to the bathroom, but then again… You remember the last times you ran to the bathroom only to get it stuck again. These boxers were as old as shit, and you had spare panties. You sat back while on your knees, leaning forward and pushing into your stomach. _May as well try._
Grunting softly, you begin to push out the first log. It feels so wide, maybe as thick as your (admittedly skinny) wrists. You brace yourself against the wall, legs splayed apart for balance, and push harder. The log emerges inch by inch, dry and hard from being in your guts for ages. It breaks apart in your boxers as it exits. You grunt again, face contorted in effort, and finally, with a soft plop, the log is free.
You're not done, you can definitely feel more coming. You manage to free a second log, even larger than the first, with a grunt and a groan. It lands with a wet thud in your boxers on top of the first one. You're sweating now, your body shaking with the effort. You lean forward, both hands pressing into your lower abdomen, feeling the next one ready to emerge. You groan, a low, guttural sound, and push again.
Your body strains with the effort, every muscle taut as you bear down. The third log is the largest yet, and it takes several tries before you feel it begin to slide out. You brace yourself, panting heavily, and with one final, powerful push, it crackles out into your boxers, stretching them out from how full they are. You manage a few more small logs of shit before slumping back, panting and drenched in sweat.
You moan quietly, cupping the back of your boxers with one hand. The mass is fucking heavy, and you feel so much lighter. Your hole is sore, and your pussy is throbbing from the ecstasy of relief.
Just when you think it's over, a sudden series of loud gurgles ripples through your colon, shaking your stomach and rushing towards your hole. You clutch your stomach and _push._
A thunderous fart rushes out of your ass, rumbling on for ages. The sound is barely muffled by your mess, as it's heavy enough to have weighed your panties down away from your butt. Your stomach doesn't stop gurgling, all your gas finally unstuck and feeling almost infinitely generated inside of you.
Long, wet, bubbling farts blast out of you one after another. They go on, getting wetter and wetter, burning with heat as they come out.
_ssplrt_
_Shit- Gods, fuck, your stomach is cramping. This mess is gonna get ten fucking times worse..._ A sickeningly wet shart then blasts out of you, splattering your mess with the cherry on top that is a torrent of liquid diarrhea. You can feel your stomach deflate as the last of your shit demons are exorcized.
You slump over against the wall. _The fuck else can you do? Holy shit... literally._ You take a deep breath in. The air is polluted with the rotten smell of your shit- shit that's been fermenting in your guts for fucking weeks. Your loose hole is still spilling with a few airy farts as you catch your breath.
_Great. How the hell are you gonna clean this up?_
I'm letting out the hottest, smelliest pre-poop farts this morning. My lower belly is firm and full of warm solid shit. I just know this one is gonna stretch me out and stink up the toilet for a good while 🤤
I'm way too lazy to move yet though. I think I can hold it in for a bit longer without making a mess in my pants... right? ;)
Btw my fic of my unnamed character is nearly done~
OHOHOHO THE HOLY GRAIL!!
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[I was also animated to post this proposal after messaging with a great DL from NY whom I have admired very much here on tumblr.]
[Me in the pic with a two-days semi-firm load after a special diet.]
Stimulates the internal anal sphincter to relax Coffee Chocolate Tea Any caffeinated beverages
Laxative Fruits
Irritant Spicy foods
Gas producing Beer Carbonated beverages
Foods that thicken stool Bananas Rice Bread Potatoes Creamy peanut butter Applesauce Cheese Tapioca Yogurt Pasta Pretzels Oatmeal Oat Bran Grits Boiled milk Dark Chocolate
Foods that stimulate stool production Dried or string beans Raw fruits Raw vegetables Highly spiced foods Fried foods Greasy foods Prune juice Grape juice Seasoned foods Cabbage Leafy green vegetables (lettuce, broccoli, spinach) Sweet foods and beverages Alcohol Wheat bran
Foods that cause odor Fish Eggs Asparagus Garlic Cabbage family vegetables (onions, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, and cauliflower) Beans Turnips
Foods that color stools Beets Red Jell-O Blueberries
Foods that cause gas Dried and string beans Beer Carbonated beverages Cucumbers Cabbage family vegetables (onions, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, and cauliflower) Dairy products Spinach Corn Radishes
When intending to get a huge semi-firm load I start a special high-fiber diet at least two days in advance: lots of leavy green salads (with Italian Dressing), bananas, lots of pasta or rice or potatoes, oatmeal or other high-fiber cereals, steamed vegetables (broccoli, potatoes, carrots …), pizza.
Feel free to reblog and add your comments or further proposals which are highly recommended.
(warning for nsft farts and scat, this is a kink blog after all I'd say I'm sorry this was so long but I'd be lying if I acted like I didn't know a lot of us like that here 😌)
ok ok here goes my first post!!
as a knowledgeable hoe I know what sugar free candies (namely maltitol, sorbitol, and inulin) do to your digestive system so one day I went out to buy a bunch and whoooof dear lord let me tell you
I bought some sugar free chocolate gems from a drugstore and just started eating em by the handful. Even the thought of eating them felt just so... deliciously sinful. Being a slvtty kinky little dumdum idiot, I was concerned with having too little rather than having too much and took far far more than over one or two servings. If you've been on the internet long enough, you know what comes next. To make matters worse (or better, in my case) I'd had a large coffee with whole milk and heavy cream beforehand.
Within a few hours, I was still out shopping, and my system started bubbling. The thought of it working was positively arousing to me- of course I had to enjoy it. I tried on some clothes I wanted to buy in the privacy of the fitting rooms, all the while admiring the way my steadily bloating gut was straining against my jeans, the way bubbles of gas ran along my colon under my palms.... dear goodness 🥵 My belly was so full of gas already that even pressing on the huge, round mass of my soft belly made farting near irresistible.
I let out a fart or two while I was in there. They were nothing special, if a little long or loud. I could have swore I heard quiet snickering outside the stall... which did arouse me a little more.
It was at this point that I decided to hold all of my gas in until I got home. Not out of shame of course (well, maybe a little), but because I wanted to save them for when I could enjoy them alone. My stomach was loudly gurgling in quiet stores, I swear I could see a few people looking at me as I shopped for everything I needed. Good gosh the feeling of relentless gas bubbling throughout my entire colon, the bubbles building up behind my exit, and the pressure of holding it rebounding the gas back into my already bloated belly.... I was so turned on by that itself I wasn't even anxious driving back home.
Immediately upon getting back home, I started to let it out- then stopped. I could tell this was gonna be a good one. I quickly took out my phone to record it, then let go what was 100% the loudest fart I had ever made. It was loud and continuous like a damn foghorn. The recording (I might post it later if I'm feeling brave) does NOT do it justice. I shit you not, my NEIGHBOR said "wow" and laughed out loud immediately afterwards (I cut that bit out) fuck I was so embarrassed and turned on my my own humiliation uuhghggghhh 😳🫠🥵
I laid down and relaxed after cleaning up (still held it all in!) and continued letting out some of the most impressive farts of my whole life. Between bursts of gas, my stomach made the most heavenly yet absolutely hellish noises. In recordings (which I unfortunately deleted), it sounded like pressurized sewage rushing through half-clogged pipes, like thick gelatin being run through a garbage disposal. Occasionally there would be a high pitched whine or a loud gurgle of gas and shit plunging through my guts.
I thought I felt a big fart building up as I was about to climax, then pushed it out while I pleased myself faster and faster. What came out of me was a spluttering rush of gas topped off with a loud wet splatter into the back of my underwear. Mid climax, I cut off the flow, grabbed a new pair of underwear, and ran off to my bathroom.
I slammed myself on the toilet and shot out a torrent of pure thick slop interrupted with frequent loud splattering farts. The sound was so loud I was blushing red hot from humiliation despite being alone. I pushed and massaged my poor belly as I felt it deflate from how much was coming out. I looked down and yep, my underwear were completely destroyed. The back was stained a wide light brown splatter of improperly-digested poop. Hot sight, wish I had taken a picture. After wiping up and washing my hands, I dumped my ruined underwear in the trash in a double layered bag. I knew if I took it outside immediately I probably wouldn't make my next trip in the toilet.
Christ, my hole was so sore I couldn't touch it to get it clean without using my bidet. I was shitting nonstop for a good few hours afterwards, and it finally ended around midnight. I figured my colon was rid of any food or liquid and it was now just whining and howling with what seemed to be infinitely generated gas.
I only have one recording left from that VERY gas-filled wind-down period and fuck did it feel amazing. (Send an ask and I just might post it!) and yes, I did please myself a bunch to all the recordings that I deleted most of for storage afterwards.
I'm no good at conclusions but 10/10 would do again with more precautions and less servings. One of my favorite experiences ever and I honestly don't regret it all too much.