“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️
Naruto: Gaara of the Sand, do you support gay rights?
Gaara: I am gay.
Lee: He's dodging the question!
mizuki telling naruto in the first chapter “nobody will ever love you” as if he’s not talking to the main character of the greatest love story of all time. read the room loser.
real
yeah babe we will fuck eventually just let me complete this sudoku level first
femme fatale as a guy
Sometimes I feel like Sasuke didn’t even knock Sakura up no way that nigga didn’t send his sperm by mail or something
"it will pass" is still the craziest response to someone saying "i love you" like he really gagged her a bit
Ig: slimsense
“and so they fought. and so they laughed. friends. before they knew it, they were inseparable” is such a raw line you would think it’s shakespeare poetry but it’s from a naruto chapter cover with naruto and sasuke wearing matching guitar pin necklaces with each other’s faces on it, so it’s rawer than it
the last few days I’ve fallen down a deep pit of being completely infatuated with spencer agnew