Be Kind. You Never Know When Someone Is Going Through Their Naruto Phase.

mizuki telling naruto in the first chapter “nobody will ever love you” as if he’s not talking to the main character of the greatest love story of all time. read the room loser.

vampire geto

All girls do is talk sbout sasuke

kabuto being a plot device to explain the ninja world accidentally makes him look like just a neurodivergent guy who's special interest is the world he lives in. a special interest which he regularly info dumps to the main characters about.

“and so they fought. and so they laughed. friends. before they knew it, they were inseparable” is such a raw line you would think it’s shakespeare poetry but it’s from a naruto chapter cover with naruto and sasuke wearing matching guitar pin necklaces with each other’s faces on it, so it’s rawer than it

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

dr stein is sexy we haven’t talked about this enough. all you people rb pictures of maka and soul and that’s cool that’s awesome love them like my siblings but where is dr stein’s cock and balls