Foaming At The Mouth

men be like “maybe that’s what makes us ninjas” and it’s homosexuality

I love Edward Norton's ability to turn every character he plays into a sopping wet creature

naruto finding out that his wind type chakra is compatible with sasuke’s fire type is like finding out your crush’s zodiac sign is highly compatible with your own

magical girl transformation but when the smoke clears im the same but with a naruto shirt

Your honor my client was not “cheating on his wife” he simply was having a “quick yaoi break”

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.

shisui should count as a nepo baby unironically if we are forreal because he hasn’t done ANYTHING at all but somehow still gets that popularity and hype it comes w being an uchiha