I Never Understood Why "Sucks Dick" Means "Thing Nobody Likes" Should Be The Polar Opposite "This Meal

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

I Never Understood Why "Sucks Dick" Means "Thing Nobody Likes" Should Be The Polar Opposite "This Meal

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