Reblog If You're Not Homophobic

P’andor and Bivalvan went from “I Hate You” (genuine) to “I Hate You” (sarcastic)

Alternatively: Enemies (derogatory) to Enemies (affectionate)

this is the canon we deserve

curly hair heathcliff

Grimm asks his child for early access to the Brumm’s new album with unsatisfying results

Horrible ProjectMoon headcanons

Little Red's E.G.O corrosion, along with causing disfigurement to the wielder, also gives them an insatible urge to kick puppies

A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

Y’all liked the other stuff I did and I found this messy and silly thing for y’all too

I did not expect the other lobcorp stuff to get as many notes as it did but thank you all who enjoyed it!

Giving judgement bird their eyes back, but it’s just googly eyes…

Twitter post

Okay I drew this thing a long time ago for fun and never posted it until now... and I didn't expect it to blow up in the way it did. Now I'm asking myself what have I done.