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DPxDC idea: The Batarang Incident kills Jason and he returns as an Infinite Realms ghost.

Humans are not inclined towards surviving incidents like having their throats cut or being in an explosion that brings down a building on them. One after the other, with no rescue or medical attention? Jason died again in that confrontation with Batman and the Joker. He returns as a Ghost of the Infinite Realms.

For one reason or another, perhaps he forms right away right next to his corpse, perhaps Batman never looks for his body, Jason is able to return to being the Red Hood without much trouble. Sure he covers every inch of skin and uses a voice changer, but he did that before, it's nothing new. If he's a bit more paranoid about it, well chalk it up to his father having stuck a batarang in his neck the last time he removed his helmet.

Jason is just glad that his suit covers up the glow. Because he does that now. Glow. All the time. Compared to the glowing? Inhuman changes of colouration are just window dressing. Getting a hang of his new powers took a couple of weeks, but the timing was convenient - people might have expected him to be out of the game for months with the injuries he should have had.

So Jason's ghost now. It's fine. When he asked his father Batman to choose between killing him or letting him kill the Joker, he can't say this was an outcome he expected. But it's fine. Everything is fine.

(It's not fine.)

Httyd fans: Do you think we could finally get a httyd series that’s actually an adaptation of the books?

Dreamworks: A shot-for-shot live action remake of the film? Absolutely

Httyd fans: No that’s not-

Dreamworks: Take out all the colour and make everything a monotonous grey? Well, if you insist

it took 2 months but i think i just accidentally formed my group of people for uni?? a mix of students from our course, a couple of people from the pub quiz and each of these people's friends/roommates/flatmates

i want to go home

dont you love getting blackout drunk and having to piece together what happened/what you did like some sort of self-inflicted murder mystery (without the murder)

could someone please put me in a .zip file? I think it would be really cozy in there

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

there are certain things in this room that are definitely not in this room

i told you i could climb onto that roof (i literally did not tell a single one of you but i did it anyway)

the group that is carlos sainz, fernando alonso, checo perez and franco colapinto have been labelled (in my head) as the spanish inquisition (yes i know, technically Argentinian and Mexican).

every time i see those clips of them gossiping my first thought is "no one ever expects the spanish inquisition".

i like knowing that i have somewhere i can go back to. i dont like that i know it will have changed when i go back.

Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.

i feel like half my calories in a week are from vodka

last night we were drinking and checking the election results (we dont live in the US)

Please don’t fuck this up, America 🔹🙏😬🔹

at least there's always the Character

why are my current favourite youtubers a german guy with english subtitles and a guy who has full body panic during horror games??

Recently saw a video about cursed Tumblr recipes which reminded me of something I cooked up during a summer job at college. It was a drink I liked to call "terminal clarity".

It tastes like every flavor at once for half a second, like your taste buds are being violently electrocuted, only for that taste to immediately disappear and leave behind an aftertaste I can only describe as "void". It tastes like nothing I can possibly portray with words, only that it leaves you hollow and questioning whether taste was an experience that ever existed at all. It tastes like loud silence.

I invented this and immediately got covid the next day as divine punishment for my unforgivable sin.

UPDATE: I found the original discord post I made with the recipe, here it is:

2/5ths sprite

2/5ths XXX Vitamin Water

1/5th Blue Powerade

OPTIONAL: Add a touch of cheap mass produced super chemically comcentrated lemonade (I used minute maid but any will probably work)

If done right it should be unnaturally purple/magenta like this:

why doesnt uni have an absence option of "whoopsie daisy i overslept and missed it" because its the truth and i get that they dont like that but i cant go back in time and change it.

so my options are now:

A) lie and say i was ill

B) go through the whole process of picking Other and knowing they won't like it

Also this was absolutely my fault because i forgot to put the alarm on :)

being in college is either "wow this is great this is so much better than high school I love it here" or "I need to jump off of the roof of bleepus hall right fucking now"

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

if anyone knows any fics, let me know

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

if you told 16 yo me that i'd be doing maths work for uni at 23:29 at night, i would have probably laughed and told you to fuck off

if anyone has some good french dishes, please hit me up with recipes. my life would be yours

i cannot put into words how much i dont like zak brown's vibes

national elections so fucked someone’s out to become king of the franks