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yknow what. being the only female looking person in a game of dodgeball is fucking wild bro
alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"
cads and wastrels
fellow scoundrels
ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea
beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances
entities of interest
paying audience members & assorted freeloaders
the fbi's most and least wanted
discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening
esteemed gutter filth
i like my skeletons in my closet. not out of it
coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock
the black family are so catholic guilt coded in my head
you ever do a thing (meet a person, speak to a person, join something) and then you get the *feeling* where you know you've just made a bad decision for future you but you're far too deep in now...?
that point where you're so tired part way through a literal night walk (bcs you couldnt sleep) that you're stumbling but you get back and still can't fall asleep for an hour :(
i have the artistic (animatic) visions but neither the skill or motivation/ability to follow through
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
it's not as nicely rendered as my other minecraft drawings, but here's my latest build! It's nestled between two mountains, over a lake (with a waterfall covered cave behind it!)
a lot of it is just empty space rn though, would love some suggestions to fill some of the rooms 😅
(Latin Duolingo phrase that translates to "Don't hurl the thunderbolt!")
there are only so many times one can crash leonardo da vinci's first flying mahcine before you lose your mind
that time of night where your energy drink starts burning your throat for no reason
checked what my mum was reading at the moment. it's the fourth wing. like all-over-tiktok fourth wing.
i feel like i should be concerned
🖤 In my dreams, this is my home 🖤
this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for
jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.