For Every Person Who Likes Or Reblogs This Post Today, I Will Boop You.

sir no you can’t eat the redstone-

The most accurate thing ever /j

Sausage: I never get sick, I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple! Joey: Open to everyone, day or night!

The trapdoor sprang open and Colm Fahey'a head emerged. His ruddy cheeks went even redder. "Jesper Llwellyn Fahey, that is enough!" he roared. Jesper and Kaz both startled, and then, to Wylan's shock, they stepped away from each other, looking guilty.

I'm never getting over both Jesper AND Kaz jumping to attention when Colm popped up through the trapdoor with his dad voice in full swing.

Only Colm Fahey can get Kaz Brekker to look outwardly guilty that fast.

Pin for survivors

The most jarring thing about Empires to me is that Joey Graceffa is just there? It makes me want to light a cigarrette and say "I haven't heard that name in years" while I stare off into the distance.

They love each other😌

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

Maddie: Danny, are you free? I want to talk.

Danny: Not now, mom. I’m chastising my kids.

*looks at Billy, Constantine and Conner. Dani paints Dan’s nails in the corner of the room*

Maddie: Yeah, I thought I’d hear that from my boy in his early twenties at the worst. But here we are.

~AUs with adoptions always make me smile, don’t blame me~

I dunno if I should write a shitpost or a oneshot about this but I don’t have time this morning for a fanfic, so here we go. Full conspiracy theory.

Evidence:

Pirate Parrot Pete has an individual name - his name is Pete. On the other hand, Gator is identified only by his species. Sample size of two, but still. Eversea’s developing theme went from browns to bright and bold colors. Joey just built a parrot shop, and apparently a giant parrot statue on the Greatbridge (in pix’s video he runs by it, so I assume Joey’s next video is coming soon). Joey is flashy, caring a lot about his appearance and grooming. Joey likes warm, lush environments, and doesn’t spend much time in the cold. Joey is loud and talkative, and will repeat back the things you say while managing to not hold onto the meaning of them (see: everything about the “arrest” by the Sheriff). Joey is flighty, moving from one thing to the next quickly in his head and not really holding longstanding grudges unless they get brought back to him repeatedly. However, if you stand in front of him long enough, and he’s in the wrong mood, he will bite because he feels like it. Joey has a knack for stealing things and getting into places he shouldn’t. Joey loves shiny things, but more than that he loves giving shiny things to potential mates, even decorating Katherine’s home with them.

Conclusion: Joey isn’t really a pirate, or at least, he didn’t start as one. Joey is a parrot.