I’m Allergic To Cats But I Still Love Them

loogi comin for da booty

when you use any slightly fancy words in a school assignment

i was scrolling through my old posts and i saw this

Don’t mind me, just looking up how to tell if I’m trans on wikihow

*clap clap clap clap*

no one told you life was gonna be this

gay,,

why do i feel like my blog is going to end up having the ruins of a bunch of stories i never finished

i spent like ten minutes last night just finding a bunch of stuff for an outfit that’s probably never gonna happen. i was tired. i have no excuses

Everyone needs to watch and/or read Good Omens. They are both fucking AMAZING!

Card House - Chapter 1 pt. 2

The room emptied faster than if someone had eaten twenty cans of beans the day before. The tall Club took off her helmet, and walked over to Jay. Jay simply tilted their head up a little bit, and smiled. “And to what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?” The Club looked down at them with a cold, unamused expression. “I don’t need the sass. I trust you remember me?” “Oh, yes! Captain Tally! How could I forget the time you tried to steal my girlfriend?” Alex tripped, realizing why Tally seemed so familiar. Tally had gotten a pretty drunk one night, and started flirting with Alex. She got way too grabby, and Jay has to escort Tally out. “I’m surprised the bruise isn’t s-still there,” Alex blurted out. Tally flushed slightly, and said “If you’re done with the snarky comments, then I’ll get to searching this place.” “Just don’t search Alex, and everything should be fine,” Jay responded, and started mixing a drink. The other Club started moving towards the stairs in the back, the Heart going for the back door, and the Diamond going for the ‘Employees Only’ door behind the bar.

michael scott radiates no homo