I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them
Me want to write. Me don't want to type. Me want scene in head implanted into word document.
It's us
he's a fucked up, horrible, living nightmare. i desire him carnally
What is it with you 🫵 and demonic husbands with they're beloved humans they would trade the whole world for 👈⁉️ /lh
"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw
If I had a nickel for every time a movie centered around kids going missing had a pair of queer coded best friends I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird its happened twice.
this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay romcom, this movie is meant to be scary and not a gay-
Me before watching ‘the black phone’: oh cool! A horror movie set in the 70s this should be sick!
Me after watching ‘the black phone’:
It's pretty homophobic how Robin died so he and Finn couldn't be together :((((
it’s his season
i love reading about the same couple falling in love over and over in different scenarios and universes. quite endearing to be honest.
No, because I’m actually right.
me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
the sorting hat, barely touching my head for less than a second: THERAPY THERAPY STRAIGHT TO THERAPY
*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal
Klaus: Are you reading fan fiction?
Five, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- no??
Klaus: Oh, is it on AO3?
Five: This is CNN.
Literally
picture this
buzzfeed unsolved but
make it eddie and richie
richie is shane
eddie is ryan
I read too many reddie fanfics, i just remembered Eddie's dead
i should probably get a normal hobby instead of squealing over fictional gay ppl, but i don’t think i will
Nothing will ever be sexier than Rick Sanchez's hand reaching through that portal to zap the shit out of his grandkid's attacker excuse me sir please just fuck me once
they are so real for this