pov: every reddie fic
finn waking up every day since he started acting like “*sigh* time to be the gay kid again”
IM CRYING LMAOOOO
my friend has a family friend who went to primary school with finn wolfhard and apparently he was invited to finn wolfhard’s birthday in 2nd grade and this poor family friend didn’t know how to sign birthday cards and signed it “love from JJ” and finn wolfhard called him gay 💀💀💀 IM ACTUALLY LOSING IT
wait, so ur telling me other people don’t totally fall inlove with shows/movies to the point your reading fanfictions of ur favorite ships till u fall asleep and spending all ur time on social media eating up content AND making content about them ??????
If I had a nickel for every time a guy named Eddie was killed by an extra-dimensional being after saving the day in an 80s/kids on bikes style piece of media I would have two nickels. That's not many but it's weird that it's happened twice
has this been done before?
Okay, but why is horror so gay?
listen.
Shane Madej being a demon is a funny bit, a laugh, a great time!
Do I believe he's a demon? No, of course not.
Would I be surprised if it came out that he was? Absolutely not.
listen I don’t discriminate... friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, as long as it ends in lovers i’m down with it all babey
I should've known, he was gay and named Eddie in a piece of 80's nostalgia starring Finn Wolfhard, of course he was gonna die
If you or someone you know has been personally victimized by a ship where Finn Wolfhard falls in love with his male childhood best friend, you could be entitled to financial compensation.
i stg i’m just living one gay ship to the next
Klaus would be the sort of person to make a youtube series called 'buzzfeed: solved lol' and its just him summoning a dead person who has an episode on them, them sitting on the couch together and watching the episode, and then 30 seconds at the end thats just
'so how'd ya die?'
'fell down the stairs'
'nice'
I had to do it....
what it feels like being a Lokius shipper after Loki finale
I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????
Five, deciding to follow the strange man taking photos of him when he landed in the 60s: hey, i’m here selling
Elliot:
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
Klaus: (Gently taps table)
Ben: (disembodied taps back)
Luther: What are they doing?
Five, without looking up: Morse code.
Ben: (Aggressively taps table)
Klaus: (Slams hands down) YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
anyone please ask your crush out like this
Fluff : 🌺 Smut : 🔥 Angst : 😭 None : 🌲 Incorrect Quotes : 💫
The crossed out titles are for me, they are the texts I haven’t read yet.
If you like these characters don’t hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my reading.
Touch Starved 🌺
Kiss My Ass Hargreeves 🌺
Coffee-Flavored Sugar 🌺
Weak But Willing To Fight Anyone 🌺
When His S/o Is More Competitive Than Him 🌺
Walking In On Their S/o Changing 🌺
When He Finds That His Best Has Powers 🌺
When His Best Friend Kisses Him For The First Time 🌺
When He Finds Out His S/o Is Bi 🌺
When You Punch Diego In Front Of Him 🌺
When He Finds Out That His S/o Has The Same Powers As Wolverine 🌺
Not You 🌺
Invigorating 🌺
Genuises 🌺
Dating Him 🌺
Gold 🌺
Someday 🌺
Secret ( 1 - 2 ) 🌺
Cheating 🌺
Sudden Desire 🌺
A Crack In The Wall 🌺
Warm In The Cold 🌺
Mad About You 🌺
Personal Space 🌺
When His S/o Has A Choking Kink 🔥
When His S/o Wants To Ride His Tight 🔥
Shoot To Thrill 🔥
Nobody Else 🔥
Parachute 🔥
Edged 🔥
Just Let Me Love You 🔥
She’s Insignificante 🌺🔥
Yeah, Truly Infortunate 💫☕
Just For Fun 💫
The Hug Dealer 💫☕
Greek Words 💫
Answer Your Phone 💫☕
What’s Wrong With Her ? 💫
I’m Bored, Any Suggestions ? 💫☕
Not You 💫☕
Just Try 💫
Gravity Is Natural 💫☕
Without A Doubt 💫
Like I Want To Ravage You 💫🔥☕
Are We Fighting Or Flirting ? 💫🔥☕
This Isn’t A Date 💫☕
You’re So Cute 💫☕
Your Fingertips Are Touching 💫
I’m What Now ? 💫☕
Until You Watch It 💫
I Proposed First 💫☕
You Call It Affection, I call It Surival 💫☕
Sit Down 💫
You’re Smiling 💫
Well, I’ve Got The Moves 💫☕
How So ? 💫☕
Try Again 💫
She Likes To Be Tall 💫
Thanks For Meeting Me Here Today 💫☕
Those Are Still Feelings 💫
How About The First Kiss ? 💫
No, I Need You To Hold My Box 💫☕
It’s Really Salty 💫☕
I Refuse To Let Her Win 💫
All Of Them 💫
I’ll Have The Usual 💫☕
Listen Here, You Little Shits ! 💫☕
NO I DIDN’T MEAN LITERALLY 💫
Umbrella Academy season 2, everything is the exact same but Klaus is wearing this the entire time
Diego: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Five: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Diego: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Luther: Actually I did the math, Five would have $225, not $0.15
Five: did i ask you to fucking input....
Klaus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Diego: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Klaus: Sorry I only have a dollar
Diego: :(
Luther: Hey I just realized guys, Five would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Klaus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Luther: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Allison: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Luther: Apply juice to what
Vanya: Directly to the forehead
Five: Great chat everyone
Klaus: I’m from the future plus we’re all gonna die in 2019.
A few thousand people:
i support bi rights. but more relevantly i support bi wrongs
I don’t feel like posting today so
this is an edit that I found on twitter
Doc Ock when he saw Tom Holland’s Spider-Man instead of Tobey