I’ll Stop Making Hamlet Memes When I’m Dead

he is warm

Big female gargoyle protects nuns in turn take care of her 👀

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

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Moon-scented is an upcoming fanzine dedicated to Bloodborne and the original characters its fans created, be they Hunters or other citizens of Yharnam. We are aiming to create both digital and physical copies of the zine, which will be for charity. We are looking into assisting a BLM charity (TBD), and if enough interest is generated we are open to the possibility of merch.

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Judge: We find you guilty, the sentence is death. You'll be hung at dawn.

Jaskier from the back of the room: HE'S ALREADY HUNG

Geralt: Your honor, uncuff me so I can punch my bard.

it’s a little pitchy, and there is no accompaniment (just straight up acapella) because i recorded this on a whim in the bathroom on my phone right before i took a shower. enjoy!

Dorian and Cullen all red dead redemptioned. (Dorian is a rich kid turned outlaw who targets his father and his wealthy friends so he can share it around, Cullen is the hapless sheriff of some tiny town who can’t figure out what exactly doing the right thing means in this particular instance.)