These Two Seem Like The Type To Never Read The "NO HIKING" Warnings And Then Be All Pikachu-faced When

Pathetic

Guys, I think dirty cop Deputy Seed is scared of his boss. No, not Whitehorse. The other boss. His nemesis. The one he hates.

The one he holds hands with.

Kudos to @pande-monty-um for the idea!

a man is dreaming

what if… we touched heads in a doomsday cult?

Hahah, jus kidding…

Unless

Is Pratt Gotta Get Up???

Don't ask me, I have no clue what is happening here. All the long shots of Jacob sitting on the couch are there for the sake of continuity, I promise. Pratt is being super extra in the end btw.

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

That's Mathematics, Son

Jacob gaslighting Staci when "sharing" the last can of food in the bunker.

One time Jacob near-starved to death because he wouldn't tell his Pa that he was hungry (since he's the silent type, of course).

Deputy Seed in Action!

Turns out, it was not Deputy Rook who saved Staci; it was his fellow partner, Deputy Seed.

According to the report, Seed saved Staci from captivity, and they spent days hiding from the enemy in the forest. It is unknown what happened during that time.

It is also unknown why Deputy Seed didn't help his fellow officer remove the duct tape all this time.

We asked Deputy Pratt to share his side of the story. His comments follow below:

"Nnngh, mmm mmmph mmph mm-mm!"

We have yet to find out what exactly the deputy meant by that.

Why is he seed-eyeing us?

Wait, why do we hear Only You by The Platters playing?

Ok, this is peak Jaci for me

A team of wild judges couldn't tear them apart

Keeping Up with the Seedians

So I was googling something and saw that the Russian localization of the game does not call the brothers:

Джейкоб (Jacob) Джозеф (Joseph) Джон (John)

but instead uses the Slavic biblical variations of the names

Иаков (Iakov) Иосиф (Iosif) Иоанн (Ioann)

And I realized that the same can be done in Armenian. Thus, I present to you the Seedian family:

Հակոբոս (Hakobos) Հովսեփ (Hovsep) Հովհաննես (Hovhannes)

Among these three, the biblical and modern forms are the same except for Hakobos vs Hakob

Roses are red, the reaping is due

I'll be outside, waiting for you.