SIR, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS RESPECTFULLY (lies) FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT AND 8 HOURS GAY.

Roses are red, the reaping is due

I'll be outside, waiting for you.

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

He can still hear his voice...

In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.

Joseph-Sense (?!)

Getting bitten by a spider gives you superpowers.

Getting bitten by a Joseph Seed, on the other hand...

makes you preach some nonsense?

This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.

In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?

Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.

Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.

Hello there, Deputies

Ok, now change!

Bonus:

They are so tired of each other's bullshit, look at them

Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You

Once you're in, you're in. There's no getting out.

At first, you take their money. Then, one day, you realize it's their leash.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Everybody's got a price. The trick is figuring out what yours is.

🗣I repeat 🗣

I repeat-- Twink Jacob with a full head of hair

DOES. NOT. EXIST.

He can’t hurt you.

only lil shits bring pepsi

Staci Bratt & Co.

With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.

The mods include

Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer

"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer

Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)

Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness

Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob

It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.