Latest Posts by sora-of-uranus - Page 6

Arisu: even at the age of near 19 I still find nothing more I’d enjoy than a crisp glass of apple juice. Well other than college tuition. I guess that’d be great

Usagi: you didn't even go to college? 

Arisu: I feel the debt in spirit 

chishiya: And I feel it for real now shh 

SO LIKE CHILDRENS DISCOS, their a staple of going on holiday to like Spain but also Hotels in general. anyway imagine Hatter decided the beach need children's/mini discos. Imagine just him forcing everyone to sing all the little songs, or play games like musical bumps.  now imagine last boss getting REALLLLY mad that he just lost a game of musical statues to Kuina so he flips a table and storms out. 

“ohh but that's not in character” fuck cannon but also you saying that man isn't gonna be childish as fuck when it comes to children's games? your wrong. 

more discord shit but this time gasp its a full convo. sorta. idk Chishiya: are you watching Logan paul vines? 

Arisu:  no I’m not but I have them on constant replay in my head as my own form of eternal torture Arisu: its like a foreplay of hell Kuina: Maybe I’m just stupid but foreplay of hell is the most terrifying combination of words I’ve heard in a while Usagi: no yeah  I’m going to cry on my floor over that

Hatter: would it be narcissistic to write a fanfic about myself?

  Aguni: that's called a autobiography

  Hatter: no cuss it would be a apocalyptic sorta smutty but in a really lose and not obvious way so that its up to the reader to decide friends to lovers to enemies fic

  Aguni: so an autobiography

SO TEA PARTIES. HATTER HAS THEM, HE INVITES HIS FARM ANIMALS, AGUNI, ARISU, KUINA AND ANN.  Aguni wears his normal clothes but has a feather boa that is pink and the feathers get in his mouth constantly but he wears it because he would rather not have Hatter cry again hatter wears a full on Disney princess dress (either Ariel or sleeping beauty) but its a kids size so its like basically a top for him. he also wears galaxy print leggings because he can Arisu wears a plastic tiara and wears a pair of heals he was gifted that he struggles to walk in but they make him taller so he pushes through the agony that is wearing heals Kuina wears a really cool ball gown with a real tiara and pearl earrings and shit and shes super fancy and pretty and wow I love her  Ann either wears a suit cuss she's a girlboss or wears a matching dress to Kuina. she also has those fancy rich person gloves that like go up to her bicep.  the farm animals all have either tiaras, feather boas to match Aguni or their fur dyed to be cool 

Hatter would steal you the most fanciest, expensive and insanely big ring for you to propose with and then would try convince you to trade rings with him because he wants it hes pretty princess he needs the fancy ring to attend his tea-parties with Aguni, his farm animals, and Arisu

Kuina is probably very pro-turtles and I feel like to piss her off Last boss will ONLY use plastic straws. And I mean only. drinking dr pepper? straw. drinking water? straw drinking black coffee? straw eating soup? straw spaghetti? straw  this man has most definitely eaten an entire 3 course meal with a plastic straw to spite Kuina and she just couldn't react other than crying because wtf is this dumbass doing

Niragi is the kinda guy who juices everything. A donut? Juiced. Bell pepper? Juiced. The greatest piece of steak known to man? Juiced.

Anyway one day this dude brought a chicken, cooked it but like it was low-key still pink, blended it, chugged it and left the kitchen silently all whilst Aguni is sobbing into a bowl of cereal at 3am

Okay, okay, back on the Farm thing-

Who would win: Hatter's farm, which apparently has more than just ducks, or Karube's emu farm. Just so you know, there's a lot of emus, but there are also a whole lot of ducks.

But, well, now Hatter has a horse, a cow, and a goat in this extended universe, so.

Emu farm all the way. those things are monsters. A cow will charge them, yeah, but they're not fantastic at turning in my experience of being charged by cows and also they're quite easy to outrun ( cows are like 40km/h max and emu is 50km/h.). the horse might be hard to deal with since they run around 88km/h and have a really hard kick but I feel like one against ALOT of emus won't work. It will probably take down a lot but eventually even the mighty fall. the goat might be hard since it's a good climber but goats are also often small and I feel like it will fall as well. the ducks might annoy the emus to death but it would end in a battle of the pecks and ducks are just so small. they'll be attacking the emu's feat but the emus could attack all of the duck cuss of the height difference. however, if we include hatter in this (cuss let's be real that mans basically a farm animal) then the Emus still win because THEIR FUCKING HORRIFYING I MEAN REALLY IF I SAW ONE I WOULD START SOBBING UNCONSOLABLY THEIR MURDEROUS DEVIL BIRDS.

Only a man of his greatness will understand the pleasure of having a bunch of farm animals in his care.

I also feel like he uses them to prank people and or annoy the crap outa them because honestly imagine having to shovel all the crap up. That’s like the worst job- especially off carpet

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him

Aib au where everything the same except their all my little pony characters

Kuina and last bosses fight was like cool and all but imagine instead of they just rap battled. Or better yet power of friendship and they became like best friends.

Imagine just last boss being forced to come along and suddenly becoming the annoying dad of the group. All “no you can’t go try climb that 7 story building usagi that’s dangerous. I’ll do it instead”.

Also imagine Kuina like finding a wig for him and styling it and it’s like bright blue and he refuses to take it off cuss his bestie gave it to him.

Also I wrote this in a minuet at like 2am idek if it’s coherent

Thinking about how being trans and one of the first people in borderland must have been great. You no longer gotta pay for t-shots or any of that shit just steal them.

Anyway Karube definitely went and stole like soooooooo much t for Arisu arfter they’d been there for awhile.

Arisu: Hatter are you gay or just like a self insert character but well executed and everyone adores  Hatter: even I don't know what this means  Aguni: holy shit it happened  Aguni: hatter was out hattered 

Karube: I'm gonna shag ya mum Arisu: she doesn't like minors Karube: a minor issue can be fixed with something called a fuckton of white lies and imagination Arisu: that's not... Karube: call me bob the builder cuss I can fuck it

Assigning characters to ways my friends have responded to me asked “how would you dispose of a body” except they probably wont work and the characters know it. oh and I only have 5 friends  Arisu: if you had to hide a body how would you do it Chishiya: chop it up and put it in a stew, use as fertilizer Chishiya : also paint the cheek bones for an art project Arisu: love that anything else Chishiya: put the intestines and other weird thingies with bags of old fish, throw it in your next for neighbours pool when their out ~ Arisu: how would you dispose of a body Usagi: probably acid Arisu: Interesting...any specific acid or.. Usagi: boric? Arisu: how would you dispose of a body tatta: find a fresh grave and burry it there Tatta: people would suspect it but I think its fun all the same. Maybe switch out the body's before hand instead Arisu: how would you dispose of a body Kuina: either burn it and say it’s a family members ashes to spread across the sea or plant it under a state flower since they wouldn’t be able to dig it up Arisu: how would dispose of a body  Karube: what have you done  Arisu: nothing just how would you do it? Shibuki : Probs in water Chouta: But you have to cut the organs first so they don’t fill w air Arisu: surprised you didn't say acid  Karube:  Acids dont break down organic material very well anyways Arisu: oh Arisu: how would you dispose of a dead body Niragi: in ya tum tum  Arisu: of course what else did I expect 

hatter is a chihuahua and the world is one of those god awful ugly as bags some rich women carry tiny dogs in. 

more shit from my discord server  Arisu: do you think werewolves taste different?  Chishiya: yes  Arisu: wonderful news, brb bouta go write a nsfw fanfic  UsagI: what kind of????  Arisu: werewolves have a different diet as well as possibly a different blood flow and different tissue mass to transform and heal and shit so their meat must taste different yeah?  nsfw can mean gore! Chishiya: you know that's not what you meant Usagi: you literally went so far off the tracks the fucking police were on watch  Arisu: LISTEN I just think its interesting to disgust how different supernatural creatures would taste cuss it affects modern day culinary techniques and how it could change in a world building setting, is it so wrong to ponder? 

I feel like Usagi is prone to just getting up and sobbing on her kitchen floor at night. and It will be about really deep topics and shit. And then when she comes to borderland doing that becomes harder but then she meets Arisu and they start existing together she discovers HEY he does the same thing. after a couple days of this he finally asks  Arisu: so what are you crying over? Usagi: my mum died when I was young and I'm sobbing over how I had to grow up fast and take care of what my dad didn't. He tried his best but he wasn't super human so I took up the cooking. Guess I'm just sobbing over the loss of my childhood tonight and how I’ll never get back my teen years- and now I guess this time either...what are you crying about 

Arisu:...a gravity falls amv I saw 2 years back 

death note au where Light is chishiya and L is Arisu except I never finished Death note and so believe they like idk paired up and took over the world or what ever. 

random head cannons I have that mean nothing in cannon  Arisu is a furry and his fursona is a wolf hybrid thing. idfk I'm not a furry  Kuina was a discord kitten and got so much money of that shit.  Chishiya only writes using quills and ink because he feels fancy as fuck using them and they also make fantastic weapons  you know how in like 2015 (?) monster was like the chad drink that all assholes chugged like it was water? yeah honestly I see Karube being that person with like a can, a monster shirt, shoes custom designed for monster like the shebang.  chouta can recite any Shakespeare play of the top of his head. he has no recollection of when he learnt them let alone ever had a reason to learn them but he can do it.  Usagi slammed her hand in a car door once and had her entire right hand nails essentially fall off as a child  Last boss was that one kid who when the got braces thought “ahhh getting reds gonna be rad” and then had to walk around for like 3 months looking like his gums had been stabbed my something metal and were now bleeding constantly 

imagine if one of the games was just one of those large inflatable obstacle courses that some pools 

like these things???? but bigger. honestly the point isn't to kill players or twist their hearts and emotions or anything the point is just for the game masters to have a laugh at like 8 people rushing across this as it gradually gets wetter and wetter and more slippery and them screaming as they fall off. 

wait wait wait this has been said ( if I'm even correct in rembering) but didn't Karube legit like call for Arisu to look at him in his last moments before his head just went BOOM?? like???? that's kinda fucked??? and like they knew at the very least their gonna be killed AND YET YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE YOUR LOVER BEST FRIEND WATCH YOUR DEATH AND BE FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR DEAD BODY FOR LIKE WHAT REASONS??? AS A LAST PRANK?  like yo sorry dude for making you see my neck get lowkey exploded and watch as my dead body just flops to the ground but dude calm down it was just a prank bro no need to get all sad over it.  LIKE ITS KIDNA WHACK ???? but like idk get it you dramatic homo do your thing

Arisu: honestly sucking toes just isn't fun. Unless its your own obviously  Chishiya: not in normal circumstances no  Usagi: yeah guys suck some other body part instead  Arisu: like the ankle?  Chishiya: no idiot the di-

I just realised McDonalds wont be like a thing in borderland cuss obviously everyone's like gone. How am I meant to fulfil my brain for its need to picture Arisu surrounded by a mcflurry, a bunch of napkins, a large drink and a box of 20 chicken nuggets that he's frantically shoving in his mouth as his sobs whilst watching mlp now??? 

In a fairy tail here's the roles of characters. yeah. woo.  Kuina is the pretty Princes who fucking wrecks her captures ass  Usagi is the other pretty princes who comes to save Kuina by offering her a horse as a getaway car  chishiya is the horse  Arisu is her butler  Hatter is a random bird that the villain owns and screams the future but its really lame things like “mark from down the street will have waffles on Thursday at 3am whilst watching titanic”.  He also only speaks in French  Aguni is like the villains cat that is always arguing with the bird/hatter except he only speaks Polish  Last boss is the story teller who's like narrating it all and is sat on a bean bag with a pop up book in his lap as a bunch of kids stare at him scared 

As a child Arisu got mad that he wasn’t allowed to light his own birthday candles so he stole the box of matches and hid in closet to play with them. However the door got jammed and he couldn’t get out of the closet. To make matters worse the matches then caught the clothes on fire. He was trapped in that closet for a while before his parents found him but strangely he had no burns 

heres how I think some of the characters draw except I cant draw so you only get written descriptions  Arisu: He draws only Furry au’s of characters and so he furry-a-fys everything. the sun? the sunrays look like the classic furry art fur. A rose? the leaves are ears. It started as a joke but now he cant stop Karube: He draws in the early marvel comic art style. mainly women but sometimes men. he also draws a fantastic penis that you’d find on the back of a school chair. got the ball hair and jizz and everything.  Chouta: he has two styles. either Michelangelo type shit OR the gravity falls art style. 

Aguni: You know police sketch artist sketches? yeah he does that for a lot of random people he saw in games. he cant draw anything else and cant really draw bodies but the face always looks great 

Hatter: a 5 year old got access to crayons and scribbled on the walls their nightmares. OR pasta art.

Kuina: she's not great at drawing however she can do astonishing calligraphy using pretty much any medium so go her. 

Usagi: she's good at drawing landscapes in great detail capturing the lighting and scaling quite quickly as she’d do it whilst hiking and climbing. drawing people? ehhh a stickman is all your gonna get

Chishya : he can draw the body incredibly well. he copied so many diagrams down he's basically a master and can now only draw in that sorta very accurate kinda over detailed for most people . He also can draw skulls so well of any animal mainly cuss their cool. 

this show is like??? so serious but that's honestly boring so instead here's more headcannons that mean nothing when paired with cannon but you probably cant deny all themed around Arisu because.. idk he's cool? kinda  Arisu cant cut a bell pepper. like he just cant. he somehow either cuts himself, smash it, end up denting the knife. its like a curse  this man has drank toilet water before. twice. on two separate occasions   he has a mole directly on his right hip bone that he taps every night as part of his  night time ritual  He’s had 4 of his teeth taken out of his mouth and punched the dentist whilst the first one was being pulled out. to prevent this from happening he held a stuffed dog and by the time all were pulled out the dog had been decapitated and stuffing was over the entire office. ( he was swiftly banned).  he's never eaten a Kiwi yet says its his favourite fruit to strangers that ask. there's no reason for this and he never plans to eat a Kiwi but its amusing all the same. he had a pet goldfish as a child but one day he saw it wasn’t moving and thought it drowned so he scooped it out and gave it a funeral not realising he had lowkey just suffocated goopy the 5th (the name of the fish duh). His dad never explain it to him but also never brought him a new fish or pet ever again