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here's some more characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in cuss I enjoyed going back through our quotes channel and only got like 3 months in :) . Mostly said by me and wildly ooc Chishiya: If I had to pick between Kuina and a life time supply of diet coke, I honestly have no idea who I’d pick  Chishiya: swear to god I’ll find your address and knock your ass to sleep if you don't do it yourself  Arisu: come knock me out bby 😏😏😏 Hatter: I wanna fuck the sun Kuina: viva la Pluto fuck you

Arisu: joint wanking sessions guys  Usagi: excuse me?  Chishiya: joint. wanking. sessions.

Chishiya: do you like your balls?  Niragi: I like them licked yeah  Usagi: why is Chishiya glowing? Arisu: he's pregnant  Hatter: thats my queefsona  Chouta: BARKL BARL BAKR NO WATCH NOW I BEG TWERKS 

Head cannon that Hatter just sorta refuse to drink out of normal cups so he drinks outa sippy cups. He has no reason to its just funny to be a tyrant (sorta) who drinks out of a sippy cup

the beach pools from what I rember are all REALLY clean. like suspiciously clean. no leaves in there, no off colours nothing. All this tells me is that someone assigned a beach pool cleaner/ team of cleaners that must clean the pool each night. From this I also assume they have beach life guards ( not because they care about their lives but their better off dead in a game then drowned in a pool).  Please now imagine life guard Usagi and pool cleaner Arisu 

you know at the start of the lion king where Simba is like held up by that Rafiki guy? yeah well all I can imagine is Simba is Arisu and  Rafiki is Hatter

Alice in borderland au where everything's the same but Arisu is wearing the same dress that Alice does in Alice in wonderland. Why is he wearing it? no one knows. How is it magically fixed/cleaned whenever it gets dirty or ripped? no one knows that either all anyone knows is that it exists and Arisu cant get rid of it. 

Here’s like a 2 minute sketch tjag I did of the top of my head cuss I’m lazy but??? I think it conveys my point

Arisu is the type of lover who goes through the motions of being overly clingy and then almost not clingy enough. He’d go from spoiling his lover, texting and msging them any second he can, making playlists and writing fanfics of his lovers Favorite couples ( not that either are very good). then randomly he’d start pulling away, the play lists would stop, the writing would run dry and the gifts would stop ( not his choice, money is hard to get). he still texts everyday but the goodnight texts fade as his sleeping schedule falls into a whack thing.  And he knows it happens, he's sobbed to himself on the kitchen floor enough to know it happens. He’s been broken up with and broken up with people over it for not being a good enough lover. and yet he just cant stop because it comes and goes with the seasons, an unchangeable force of nature . 

I haven't slept in like 2 days not the point I have the fantastic idea that Kuina would play a sort of cupid at the beach. She’d pair up couples left and right and centre. the catch? she pairs up the worst possibly star signs imaginable because if they fail she 1) gets good drama ( it isn't like TV is available) and 2) can ‘prove’ to chishiya that star signs are real

So its currently like 12am for me rn when I'm typing this idk when I'll post it but I had a thought.  Arisu is the type of person to spam his friends a picture of spam 50 times over a minor joke about him not being their fave friend.  specifically this photo

In other news I just spammed my friend this photo 50 times because he sides with his boyfriend over me in a minor debate

OMG OK SO I ACTUALLY DID SCREAM WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS AND MY CAT JUMPED AND FELL OF MY BED BUT OMG ITS PERFECT 

hatter reminds me greatly of the roman emperor Caligula ( ya know the guy who like declared war on Neptune and stabbed the ocean? and also tried to have his horse be made a consul)  so he’s got the crazy part down. oh and being murdered by the militants ( like how Caligula was like assassinated by someone in the praetorian guard or something)  oh and the sex crazed thing 

hatter reminds me greatly of the roman emperor Caligula ( ya know the guy who like declared war on Neptune and stabbed the ocean? and also tried to have his horse be made a consul)  so he's got the crazy part down. oh and being murdered by the militants ( like how Caligula was like assassinated by someone in the praetorian guard or something)  oh and the sex crazed thing 

you know Jenga boom? the game made to entice kids back into Jenga by adding explosions? yeah well imagine if that was a game. but instead of the small thing its massive blocks that they have to push out and stuff and all take goes. however there's a twist: its a team game. “ohh but Jenga isnt-” shut up. This aint Jenga this is murder. anyway more explanation  they gotta use the blocks they remove to build a stair case out of the room ( idk imagine there's a door high up). If one player knocks it down, boom boom boom not more living. It the timer runs out? boom boom boom no more living. So they gotta go together to take turns to push out the blocks. its pretty easy to win the hard part would just be working together when Jenga is so ingrained as like a solo game

I like to believe that Hatter is the sorta guy to use his tyrant power to force everyone at the beach to listen to nightcore only. Any beach party is playing only nightcore. Its the secret fourth rule 

Arisu: I mean really this might be the most magnificent porn I have ever seen. I mean the audio quality? fantastic, the angles so you can see the hands move ever the tinesr amount? superb. And damn the moves themselves are getting me all riled up  Karube: Arisu...your watching a game of chess. 

Chouta: what the fuck is wrong with you Arisu 

if you saw this....shh no you didnt. Anyway I mentioned something about Hatter having a horse and then at like 3am i apparently drew it shittily and forgot the reigns but uhhh I cant be asked to try access that cursed file so f 

Its perfect I know. 

here's some characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in. Mostly said by me and wildly ooc. Chouta: yep these are words Kunia: woooo no rights! Usagi: its ok dude he's also weird your perfect together  Arisu: no no no he's weird but not “lemmy send my fav p0rn and then also send racoon pics and then more p0rn” weird like I am Chishya : do you think racoons make p0rn?  Chishya : I hope a tentacle crawls down your throat and chokes you Niragi: so do I  Aguni: he's not a daddy just a dad I'm the daddy here- WAIT SHIT NO Arisu: dude do you know what I was doing yesterday? Karube: my mum? Arisu: ew no I was gonna say my math homework  Chishya : you just like seeing people in bikinis at the beach Kunia: no I like pretty people in ball gowns we’ve discussed this Arisu: listen I don't wanna be her I wanna be in her- on her- on- in....Listen I don't wanna be her I wanna be under her Hatter: I want to sniff gods crusty underpants Kuina to Chishya : No, no ,no. you cant put hentai on your godforsaken media presentation about how modern media is rotting the younger generations brains Karube: do your tits have milk? wait wait wait no not like that I swear I just wanted to make boob cheese I swear 

Arisu: so uhh apparently asking your boyfriend to watch porn with you, create an excel sheet to collect data on things we liked about the videos and things we didn't, finally work out what creates the perfect video in our  eyes and then film it isn't a good date? News to me.  Arisu:anyway I'm now single someone bring me chocolate and a big hug 

I like to imagine if you piss of hatter he just spits at you like an angry lama. Like something like this I guess  Chishiya: what if we didnt do that  Hatter Spits at him hitting his eye Chishiya: oww shit did you spit at me?  Hatter Spits at his other eye  Aguni: means he disagrees, next person? 

my friend got mad that I've posted so many of our ‘biblical quotes’ so uhhh here’s something else  aib au where blah blah ya heard it before BUT THERES A DIFFRENCE (shocker).  Chishiya is British. Duel citizenship and all that ya know? grew up there as a kid then moved with his parents blah blah that's boring here's why I really sad this:  Imagine  Chishiya  shouting at Niragi for something and he just starts saying shit like wanker. also yes I know a lot of phrases and insults don't translate over however for the sake of my funny idea believe it does :)  Just  Chishiya shouting “RIGHT NOW, HERES THE THING YOU TWAT THIS AINT SOMETING WE CAN  GO ALL WILLY NILLY ON, WHAT ARE YOU? SOME TOSSING WANKER WHOS TO BLOODY BUSY TRYNA SHAG YA OWN REFLECTION TO SEE THE FLIPPING CRISES INFRONT OF YER? JESUS SON OF MARY WHAT IS WITH YOUR FUCK-FACES”. and scene.  

here's some more characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in cuss i enjoyed going back through our quotes channel and only got like 2 months in :) . Mostly said by me and wildly ooc Aguni: in my defence I'm a gay dad who wants to fuck other gay dads Chishiya: her toes make me wanna choke Kuina: like...on them? Chishiya: fucking obviously not their disgusting have mould on them Kuina: some people are into that  Niragi: I am Niragi holding a doll by its neck: good kid, nice quality, looks like the perfect football substitute  Chishiya: my girl got tiddies the size of mellons and a brain the size of a pea Kuina: jiggle jiggle  Arisu: OEE. OWW. THAT. FUCKING. HURTS. YOU CUNT. I LOVE IT. BUT OWWW. YOU BITCH. I LOVEI T. BARK BARK. FUDISFH. UGHHHH Usagi: I just??? posted a selfie  Arisu: without meeeeeeeeeee Hatter pressing his his hand on someone's heck: awww, cant breath? are your little lungs struggling to pull in air? your all withering and shaking. wanna know how I can tell your suffering? leans down its cuss I'm an empath ann: I hope you fall on your face and choke so up so much blood Edward fucking Collens finds you Arisu: should I give her boobs? Karube: yes Arisu: you have no rights she’s not having boobs 

here's some characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in. Mostly said by me and wildly ooc 

Chishya : I'm in your walls  Arisu: omg wanna cuddle?  Hatter: yall do you think mice have strip clubs? Aguni: what would they strip? Hatter: oh..YALL do you think the mice have heals and all that shit?  Arisu: imagine if mice existed Kunia: dear...I think its time we had a talk about believing Niragri Last boss: dad help I'm reading omega verse and I'm enjoying it  Kuina: wait a minuet was this not a sexy girl server? I've been lied to Arisu: you know how vampires and werewolves bite you you like become their pack? well is dating within that pack like dating ya brother? although I don't think vampires have DNA? or at least no blood  Usagi: your mind is so horrifically weird that it comes up with the question and yet it somehow got weirder when you stared answering it yourself.  Chishya: your up early Kuina: the birds didn't sound realistic so I'm investigating 

ok no even better idea imagine Just dance being a game. but specifically just dance 2.  Rasputin Tik tok its raining men I want you back toxic and like all the rest and just imagine the mess of limbs and hell it would be

so a karaoke game where I guess theres like two teams? the votes vs the singers. the singers gotta get the most votes ( the person with the least dies or more idk) and if ya don't vote welp you don't live so your forced to. if the votes are equal you all die. dun times ANYWAY LETS ALSO IMAGINE THAT THE ONLY SONGS AVAILABLE ARE LIKE LATE 1990-EARLY2010 POP SONGS. 

Imagine Kuina singing like single ladys with usagi  Imagine hatter singing anaconda  imagine Arisu singing toxic  just imagine the posibilitys and imagine them all dancing their stupid little hearts out 

YES YES YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT OMFG ITS PERFECT 

at the beach there is definitely an inflatable kiddie pool that was originally filled with like idk vodka but now its used for its intended purpose and sometimes Hatter sends people there as punishments.   so now imagine Arisu sitting in a inflated kiddie pool hugging his knees to his chest awkwardly because Usagi forced him to wear duck covered arm floaties. 

at the beach there is definitely an inflatable kiddie pool that was originally filled with like idk vodka but now its used for its intended purpose and sometimes Hatter sends people there as punishments.   so now imagine Arisu sitting in a inflated kiddie pool hugging his knees to his chest awkwardly because Usagi forced him to wear duck covered arm floaties. 

I like the idea that chat is actually really good at keeping his identify because of how chatty he is. like imagine an interviewer asking “so how old are you” and chat thinking nothing of it just goes “oh yeah I'm 14″. but he's not 14 he's actually 15 he just forgot he turned 15 3 months ago but oops oh well cant change what just splatted out of his mouth now so the entirety of Paris now believe they have a 14 year old superhero. I mean they did but now its confirmed for them. in other news all  the people at my normal dog park now believe I am 2 years younger than i actually am because I forgot time has passed. 

Arisu: do you think space is watching us? Like the stars watching our every move and judging us?

Chouta: like a god? Maybe. Maybe they control our lives with their silent judgement with only their burning gaze to tell us their there

Karube: if they are watching then they gotta be impressed at how good I am at getting laid

I'm a homosexual so clearly I must now gift the world with my really basic Arisu head cannons 

So Arisu did like really bad at school. like horrifically bad. yeah he was passing in maths but that was basically only cuss math just makes sense. Its part of why he hasn’t got a job- obviously getting great grades isnt the deciding factor for all jobs- but for him its almost to scary to face employer over employer who all deny him because of his grades. 

but this also doesn't mean he's not smart- we all know he's a fucking genius. This idea partly plays into the idea of academic smarts vs street smarts where Arisu is somewhere in between but its also not that. I personally project onto characters and whilst I’ve fallen in love with autistic Arisu here's my thing i guess idk.  basically dyslexic Arisu but his family constantly denied that he had it even though he struggled to read even at the age of 7 (he’d cheating reading time by reading the exact same book over and over again and memorising the words so that when he was forced to read it outload he could just recite the words off by heart). where the words would muddle together and he’d tell his parents they’d brush it off as needing glasses ( he doesn’t his eyesight is almost scarily sharp). when he’d come home from school a smile on his face because the teacher gave him a tool that would colour the lines he was reading and highlight the exact line he was looking at his dad only took it off him and threw it in the bin because “you don't need bits of plastic to be smart just work harder”. 

whilst the rest of his class could read easily Arisu would be sat in the back trying to read what the board says because words are already insanely hard because the letters dance but adding the teachers messy hand writing? impossible. eventually he just gives up on the lessons because it feels like everyone else has given up on him. so instead he sneaks in Nintendo DSs or his phone and plays games for the entire lesson- and the teachers don't realise because its not like hes doing any less work than before. 

and so exams came around and he struggled to read the paper and by the time he understood the questions that he could answer the clock was almost out of time. he failed them all. but he wasn't dumb the adults just didn't care to think. 

Low-key amazed no one in borderland just pissed themselves. And I don’t mean this in a kinky way but just??? Their all playing murder games and surly someone there has to be one of the people that piss themselves out of fear.

So anyway here’s my idea: on his first game Niragi just stood frozen and pissed himself and would have been killed had some nice guy not basically save him. The guy died later that game but ayo. you can think that niragi then started idk being better and tryna stay alive for that dude or just cuss he snapped or whatever

hatter is just the personification of the muffin song and Arisu is the personification of the muffin itself and everyone else is done with their shit

idk if this even make sense but it does to me  

Since we know animals still exist in borderland (the rabbit that Usagi kills aswell as the panther and the lion and shit on the games) it’s safe to assume that there are thousands of dogs and cats ownerless possibly dieing in apartments and homes.

But I don’t like angst so I’m ignoring that and gonna pretend the game master thingies have some morals and saved them. No what I’m here to get you to imagine is hatter finding a majestic white horse that he claimed as his own and now rides around everywhere like a king. He found an ice cream cone and stuck it on the horses head and now the beaches mascot is this fake unicorn