Did You Really Have To Hit Me With That Lmao

how i draw magolor’s cog pattern

Waluigi: I’m getting too old for this. Go, my son.

Piranha Plant: Can I bring Cousin Petey?

Waluigi: Good idea. Make them all suffer.

Piranha Plant: *hyped sentient plant noises*

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

Yeah, don't worry, they do.

just realized that ive been drawing soda in this thing in can form but you get it out of a vending machine at one point and now im realizing i dont think ive ever seen a vending machine that has soda in cans. do those even exist in real life. now im having an existential crisis about soda can

@kurogirifangirl @toasterbrainsatyress

Chillin’

So my parent of the gender exclusively referred to as male, although he could have identified as any gender and still have been the parent that provided the male reproductive cell-

Bright: so my father-

Clef: father? Why so formal?

Bright:

Bright: so my daddy-

Clef: no.

Sometimes, although our words or actions may hurt others, they might understand. It's important to have support to help you get better with this kind of thing. If someone in your life - be it a friend or a partner - can't help you but still cares enough to put up with it, and you care about them enough to change, then you have almost a full balance there. You'll just need another friend or a partner who understands what you're going through enough to be able to help you in the ways you need.

Speaking from experience, I have a brother who was that way. He left to live with his girlfriend, and that actually emotionally wounded our mother. After realizing what he'd done, and hearing that I was having trouble at home, he starting visiting more often on his days off from work and teaching me by telling his experiences so that I wouldn't make the same mistakes he did.

I'm glad he took the time to do that, because since he started, I've shown much more improvement.

Thank you, Tyler.

Unpopular opinion, but sometimes it feels like ND positive posts can make the assumption that our actions don’t impact other people. 

Like “it’s ok if you can’t meet a deadline!” If I don’t keep up with my grading and lesson planning, that negatively impacts my 128 students. 

“It’s ok if you can’t reply to texts! Or hang out with your friends!” Other people (even NT people) have feelings. 

Honestly, I think the message should be more “you’re not a bad person for these things” and less “it doesn’t matter.”

If you can’t keep up with deadlines, you’re not a bad person. But you do have to consider what career you go into so you aren’t screwing over other people in the process. 

You aren’t a bad person if you can’t keep up with friendships, but your friends shouldn’t be expected to just wait around until you can. 

I think this is the biggest disconnect between me and the “ADHD is a gift!” movement. I laugh it off when my ADHD impacts me. Like, when I forget to bring my lunch to work or walk into my bedroom multiple times forgetting what I needed many times in a row. 

But it crushes me when my ADHD hurts my students or coworkers. 

Maybe I’m missing something here, and I hope I am, but I think we desperately need to re-evaluate the way we talk about neurodivergence.

“So which ship dynamic is your fav?”

“Yes”

okay bro so I’m at school and there’s this kid who rambles and suddenly he goes “I like to end my Thursday night with a couple of drinks” and I was like ‘wait, what, dude you’re only 15-’ until he said “But the problem is, I’m all out of Capri Suns...”

LMAO I stg I don’t deserve this school

came out of the shower with an absolutely AMAZING idea,

"You broke your promise so I'm breaking your kneecaps, hothead."

This is what happened when bellroc was babysitting Salsor when he was just a baby:

For the first time