Hey Magnus Archives Fans I Know Yall Got A Lot Of Mikes… You May Even Know A Mike Who Isn’t In Magnus

this is what happens when you leave food on the dash

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hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

Adding to the broken notes count

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

Every younger sibling I know feels like they can’t do the older sibling’s “thing”. Older sibling is a soccer player? Can’t do that! Older sibling is a computer geek? Computers are now impossibly confusing. Older sibling likes star wars? Your only two options are star trek or to forgo science fiction altogether. I don’t know why this is the case but my guess is so that the younger sibling’s successes can’t be directly compared to the older one’s, which will probably be better because they’ve done it longer.

Now, I know Stan and Ford are twins and thus the same age. But I think something similar applies here: Stan couldn’t be a nerd because Ford got the title first. So he didn’t even try. Ford would always be smarter, so he embraced his other skills (of physical prowess and later scamming).

In order to rebuild the portal, Stan not only had to process his grief and guilt enough to do things, but also get over the feeling that math was “Ford’s thing” that he was “taking over”. He had to get over the “Ford’s the smart one” rhetoric. Stan gets way too little credit in the fandom for what he managed to pull off to bring Ford back, both mathematically/mentally, and emotionally.

I think jon probably had a little notepad where he wrote random shit the eye told him that he thought would be an interesting fact to tell people.

(Jon trying to do work)

The eye: 👁️👁️👁️

Jon: … huh. Interesting. (Writes “jellyfish can become sleep deprived” on notepad, then continues working)

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

As a left handed person they’re actually the worst. I went to great lengths to avoid sitting in them and sometimes still got stuck with one. They do make left handed ones but they’re pretty rare and also… not that great

Also the lockers are real

hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers

aAAAAA them! theyre so

the hug!! aaaaah they both need one

and the c u p p a and the sugar free monster, aka the two most important parts of jash lore

If you are still doing requests.... I request Soul and Whole interaction. I know it cannot happen in canon. This is my copium

Here they are! The guys! Slightly cursed beverage buddies if you will!

Vampire: I’ve been studying explosives for 600 years now and I’m pretty good at it, so yes, I do believe I qualify as a “boomer”

Chosen One(TM): its noT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT

So an archive contains stories right. But it doesn’t necessarily destroy other copies. So

Idk where i was going with this actually. Something something tapes something paper copies? I know it was inspired by a drawing of jon eating tapes.

Also what would happen if you typed a statement into a google doc or something with automatic non-local saving. Would it just explode