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These designs go crazy tbh
After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!
Honestly I kinda get Mike Crew. After the millionth time someone asks something about you that they find weird, you do, in fact, start wanting to throw them off buildings. If I had sky powers I’m not entirely certain I wouldn’t use them that way
hey magnus archives fans i know yall got a lot of mikes… you may even know a mike who isn’t in magnus
consider send one in?
Mike crew and Simon fairchild meet once on an airplane and it goes like this
Mike: *throws someone off the plane so that they are falling for all eternity*
Simon: hey I was gonna do that. Who are u?
Mike: I'm Mike, I work for the vast. Who are u?
Simon: I'm simon and I work for the vast
Mike: wait if I work for the vast and u work for the vast, then who's flying this plane?
Simon and Mike both laugh hysterically as the plane begins to experience severe turbulence. The passengers all scream.
Mike Crew: No more than 5′ tall.
Simon Fairchild: “Tiny, pink skeleton of a man.”
So what I’m saying is all Vast avatars are tiny and are compensating by having their huge endless patron.
As a would-be avatar of the Vast I feel this in a spiritual way.
ever think about how vast avatars are just like. really short. just so fucking small in every way. imagine walking into a fairchild family gathering and absolutely everyone’s 5′0 or under. these seriously tinyass people just love flying through the air because they like to feel tall. like weenie dogs on the kitchen counter of the universe. they take the “how’s the weather up there” joke and just make it into a threat. they look at somebody who clears 6′ ft and feel the need to fling them into an unforgiving void because tall people don’t have the chops to get out of it. do you want to know what the weather is like up here. fuck with me and find out.