Nothing stresses Alfred more than the batfam's sleep schedule
Ok so apparently we are getting a live action short series of Webtoon's Wayne Family Adventures
I DONT KNOW IF ITS TRUE BUT IF IT IS IM EXCITED
Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, he once tried to take a screenshot of a crack on his phone and you're trying to say he's the World's Greatest Detective?
Reasons why Bruce Wayne can’t be batman
Bruce Wayne can’t even control his children, you expect him to control Gotham’s criminals
This.
Look, not my normal post but this is important.
This month I lost someone I used to work with from suicide, and a friend of mines almost succeeded. 5 years ago my then best friend almost succeeded as well
You may think you don’t matter, you may think people will be happy without you but you’re wrong. I understand some people are in abusive situations where they are told they aren’t important, that they don’t matter. They’re lying to you. They may not care but other people you pass by, that person you have small talk with, someone cares
I have been there, I know how helpless you can feel, I understand. But I also know what it’s like to be on the other side, to see someone you care about come out of that. To know that they’re gone/you almost lost them to something you swear you could have stopped
If you are struggling I beg you to reach out, I am begging you. Please please please reach out. I know it’s hard, I know it’s scary, but you have to fight for yourself. Being alive is worth it please. Even if you have to find “stupid” things to keep going. I used my pets to push me through, that helped me personally to have someone to anchor myself to
I know I’m rambling and no I’m not editing this. Please stay alive. Please
http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines
https://www.suicidestop.com/call_a_hotline.html
Oh my fucking God there's a batfsm comic on webtoon and I wanna cry 😭😫
ITS SO GOODD
This better happen or I will sue
Sincerely, obsessedwithmultiplefandoms
Dear DC,
Since you keep giving Bruce failed romantic relationships may I make a suggestion? Yes, either make him a single dad or let him try dating a man because woman obviously isn’t working for him
Sincerely, frostbittenbucky 💕
✨NIGHTWING✨
I love Dick but I wanted to make his nightwing outfit more fun so I brought aspects of Discowing back. Also I think he should have brown eyes :)
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(This happened. This is canon.)
Bruce: Do your homework.
12 Year Old Jason: 'Kay.
Bruce: and get some rest. You did well.
12 Year Old Jason: Okay. Goodnight dad.
Bruce: Goodni-... What did you say?
12 Year Old Jason: ... I didn't say anything. It was a mess up. I-It won't happen again, don't make a big deal out of it.
Bruce: Hm. Okay... Goodnight... Son.
12 Year Old Jason: ... You know what. Thought I liked it. It's weird.
Bruce: That's okay. Whatever you're comfortable with, and if you change your mind, that's okay too.
12 Year Old Jason: Thanks Bruce... You're better than a dad. Goodnight.
Damian: *pointing to each of the batboys except dick* I hate you! And you! And you!
Tim: Hey! You missed dick?
Damian: No I didn't
Dick: No he didn't
Bruce: I'm pretty sure they learnt their lesson
Alfred: Really Master Bruce?
Bruce: No! But you can let a man dream!
Dick: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Tim: No.
Cass: I did not.
Jason : I may have actually forgotten one.
Damian: Also no.
Dick: Oh good, neither did I.
Duke: *Exhausted sigh*
This is serious and can actually help someone!
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
I like to think that Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Bucky Barnes would have a club called the Alliteration Association. But hear me out
It's not an extravagant club or anything. They would probably just sit down and complain about people, work and just life in general.
It's just a place to chill and relax and do whatever you want.
Pepper would obviously be the head/leader or whatever you want to call it
Bucky would probably make the food
Peter would do what Peter does best and act cute
Wade would just drop in whenever and they'd always be happy to let him in.
They'd never have a place where they'd always be in
Once they were in the vents and Clint found out and wanted to join
He said that his name was Clint Barton and B and C are consecutive (?) to eachother in the alphabet
So they let him join.
Then Natasha obviously found out so when she asked they ket her in straight away.
Her exception was that she's badass and badass has 2 's' es
Then Steve probably found out and he could join cuz
America's Ass
And Tony would have been the last one to find out
After all the other avengers and people
And they'd let him in cuz, in Peter's words
"Tony and Stark both have a T in them"
And there would always be an exception
So they changed the name from "Alliteration Association" to "Non-alliteration Association"
Cuz nobody could think of something better
Tony: One of my closest friends betrayed me and his best friend killed my parents.
Wanda: My brother and one true love died as well as my parents.
Peter: My parents died when I was a child and then I saw my uncle die infront of me and I got bit by a radioactive spider and I get bullied. Oh! And I was stuck under a building while wearing my homemade suit.
Wanda: Wait, you've been under a building?!
Tony: Wait, you're bullied?!
i drew this and it looks adorable ngl
Peter: *creating something in a lab*
Shuri: Bye Brother *walks in*
Peter: *stops*
Shuri: *stops*
Shuri: You have your own lab??
Peter: You have a family??
Villain: Come and fight me!!
Spiderman: Alright but make it quick
Villain, sneering: Why? City not important anymore?!
Spiderman: No bro, ᵢ gₒₜ ₕₒₘₑwₒᵣₖ
Villain: Oh sorry bro, this can wait. Go do your homework.
Spiderman: You sure? I mean, I can-
Villain: Nonononono go do your homework
Spiderman: Really, it's fine. I can jus-
Villain: gO dO yOuR fUcKiNg HoMeWoRk!!! EdUcAtIoN iS iMpOrTaNt Or ElSe YoU'lL eNd Up LiKe Me!!
Spiderman: Ok then I'll definitely do my homework
Loki: I'm lowkey awesome
Peter: ₒₕ! ₕᵢ ₘᵣ. ₗₒₖᵢ ₐwₑₛₒₘₑ
Loki: No that's not what I-
Peter: *confused puppy dog eyes*
Loki: -am Lowkey awesome, aren't I?
Alfred, dying (but this will NEVER happen cuz Alfred is invincible): Goodbye... I love you all...
Dick, crying: Alfred!! No! You can't die!!
Damien: Yes Alfred! We can't survive!!
Alfred, weakly: You'll be alright...
Jason: We really won't be
Alfred: Master Bruce will take care of you.
Bruce: I really can't
Tim: Yeah, remember that one time where Bruce was making cereal.
Alfred: What's wrong with that?
Dick: ...he burnt the whole kitchen...
Bruce: Ok! That was one time!
Jason: But what about the time where you burnt the toast? Or when you forgot to cook?
Bruce: ...
Alfred: ...
Alfred: Alright you guys won't survive.
Ok this one has colour.
Just ignore my horrible photography skills, I just can't do digital drawing so it's like this.
I tried so fucking hard to make a Peter Parker one...
Btw this is in my math book AND I'm making a Tony Stark one.
Peter: I don't have a dad...
Tony: What the fuck do I look like?
Steve in the background: Language!
Tony: Kid, why do you have bruises on your neck??
Peter, too embarrassed to say that he fell down the stairs: ummm... hickeys??
Tony: the fu- KEENER GET YOUR SORRY ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
Peter: wtf???