Latest Posts by starboardharpy - Page 9

The house keeps its own secrets.

Based on my illustrated gothic horror series, the Deephaven Mysteries! The first book is on shelves now, with a new mystery coming this September that you can preorder wherever you get books!

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

Luka - deciding on what to wear on round 7 to face Till

i need to draw tim and jon with this audio LMAO

DREAM-OF-TEETH, a mech made from the hollowed-out corpse of one of the old gods, has killed each one of its previous pilots. You are the "lucky" 13th to try, a pit-fighter made a porcelain. Together, they will break the world before it breaks them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

This started as one part of a larger zine wip I wanted to share but I went a little overboard with the presentation haha. Said wip below: (Currently working on making headway on another project so it'll be a bit before I finish this up but I like the layout so far!)

Hey, amidst the chaos of... everything on the internet, pay attention to Hawaii/Hawai'i!

There have been plans from a non Hawaiian organisation to build a 5 acre parking lot, 13 lot subdivision and a comfort station for tourists on the ridge of the sacred Pololū Valley!

This project doesn't acknowledge Pololū Valley as a wahi pāna (a celebrated and storied place in the cultural traditions of Hawaii/Hawai'i) and instead treats it as just plain land that can be sold to a highest bidder.

Pololū Valley is anything but that.

So please sign the petition to stop this project! As of writing this, 883,470 people have, but we need more!

Petition to protect Pololū Valley

Reblog to reach more people, please! Don't just like and move on, sign the petition and make sure more people see this!

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

During the sleepover, the topic of our mc server came up. More specifically: what kind of crimes our characters have committed (even more specifically: our server owner's character)

Angel has a long list of atrocities that I had to pull up TDI Chris McLean's list of crimes as a joke comparison

AITA for building a giant wooden horse, consequently bringing about the fall of a nation?

The horse has already been built, so I'm just looking for a second opinion. I (35m) have been at war for 10 years now. Our greatest soldier is dead. Our commander wants to go home. I want to go home. The enemy would also want to go home but they're already home so really I envy them, even if we did kind of kill their greatest soldier too. Technically, we're also taking their home so maybe I don't envy them. As I'm typing this inside the horse, they're bringing us into the city gates,

I'm hyperfixating on Stephen King characters being in DBD

I don't play DBD, I barely consume DBD content

And yet here I am, 2 and a half weeks into thinking about The Shining/Doctor Sleep, IT, Carrie, and TBP (as a treat) being in DBD

i am violently clear [emphasis on the violent]

so round 7 guys.

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

american kestrel

tell me your favorite bird of prey :-)

Harpy Hare by Yaelokre! :D

It's been haunting my brain for days

If you wanna: @cinnamoncolin @cherfirefly @axelshin + anyone else :>

reblog this post with the song that was last stuck in your head, I'll start:

505 by Arctic Monkeys

(tagging some people with no pressure so this doesn't flop miserably @viivdle @thejudeduarte @agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity @motherfeyre-archeron @sweetvillainjude @kazbrekkersfedoraaintgotshitonme @his-littlefox @graaaaaayy @jesyverse)

Since it's Independence Day here (12 June), let me tell you about the closest our country's gotten to a real-life Sherlock Holmes. Who also wrote our fave classic lit gay ship. Who also might be Hitler's secret dad (?!?!?!?!)

Dr. Jose Rizal

Mainly, he was a genius, reformist, and author of two revolutionary novels: Noli Me Tangere (Touch Me Not) and its sequel, El Filibusterismo (The Filibuster). His novels inspired the Filipinos to fight against our Spanish colonizers.

Similiarities:

He was a fucking genius in all fields. If he wanted to be a detective instead of a freedom fighter he could have.

HE KNEW 13 FUCKING LANGUAGES. THIRTEEN.

A doctor that specialized in ophthalmology. He finished his licensure exam before 18, but he couldn't get his license until he was an adult

Also a boxer! Also good at martial arts! Also a swordsman!

Also a scientist! This dude got exiled because of his treasonous writings, and guess what he did in exile? He fucked off and discovered three new species of animals

He lived in the same year range as Holmes, around 1860s to 1890s! Only he was executed at 35 y/o.

We have tons of theories about him. There's a conspiracy theory that he's Hitler's father because he was in Germany at the time of his birth.

Another is he's queer or bi because he wrote very intimate letters to his friend, Blumentritt, who he only met irl once (!) We also have a street named after his pen pal bf

Another argument is he wrote our first bury your gays trope with Elias x Ibarra (Elibarra), who have fanfic on AO3 as well.

In book 1, the MC, Ibarra, gets his ass saved again and again by a stranger, Elias, who wants to persuade him to help reform the country. To do so they meet up secretly, a lot. Mostly intimate boat rides. However Elias finds out that his tragic backstory (entire family died due to oppression) was caused by Ibarra's family! He nearly kills Ibarra. But he still forgives him. He breaks him out of prison, but Ibarra makes a stopover to say goodbye to his gf. So they get caught and Elias sacrifices his life for him.

Other fun facts:

We have a cult that worships him as their deity

He's really fucking tiny at 4' 11" or 1.5 m

By law everyone has to learn about him in school and read his two books. We spend two years of high school for his life and books, and then in college we study about him again

Wanna learn history and ship tragic gays? Both books in English translation can be found at gutenberg.org under the titles: The Social Cancer and The Reign of Greed.

if you're genderfluid is it salt, freshwater, or brackish?

it's acid. dissolves ur gender /silly

My friend's parents hung up their food up on like a wall hook(???) above their windows????

Ooohohohoohh?? 👁👁✨️

Bonjour, you lil shits: @feelo-fick @cherfirefly @dr-hystericals + and anyone else (if you wanna) 🕺

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

BOOP BOBOBPBPOB NOP BOOP BOOP BOOPB BOPBPP BOOP BOOOPBP O NBOBPLB BOOOP BOOOOOOP

[Cartoonishly falls down and gets sent to the nth dimension]

Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip

English added by me :)

sure what's the worst that could happen