mutual 7: Haiku bot
mutual 1: i NEED hrt
mutual 2: here is 10 more paragraphs of rambling about the same character i have been talking about for the past 8 months
mutual 3:
😎 anonymous asked: hey i saw your 10k note post and i was wondering why you think it's ok to say that everyone who lives in a house should be killed and eaten?
💬 i did not fucking say that
blog i followed for a funny post a while back: this situation with my family just keeps getting worse i feel so hopeless all the time this really might be the end for me
mutual 4: why is no one talking about this obscure indie work last relevant 10+ years ago made by a lunatic that contains some of the worst writing of all time. it's a masterpiece
mutual 5: who all remember star war
blog i followed for politics: [10 consecutive reblogs of anime girls with giant tits]
blog i followed for yuri art: [10 consecutive reblogs of resource threads about marxist theory and history]
mutual 6: little doodle lol [most beautiful image ever drawn]
I need new music that I already know
who of the Beatles are still alive? How many where there even? I bet i could fight them beatles are small
just tried mountain dew for the first time and honestly? mid
whenever i reach this danmed gimmick blog i know its time to stop scrolling
Nightly Bedrock :)
the passage of time is wack and i want to not think about it
I've been scrolling through your blog and couldn't help but notice all your posts have at last 200 notes. And yeah I guess it makes sense because your art is beautiful and all but I think you need to make a flop post already to y'know get the true tumblr experience
Oh no! I had no clue I was missing out on the true tumblr experience!
THIS will be MY flop post!
No art. No tags. Doomed from the start.
Behold the glory of a post with less than 200 notes!
Thank you for helping me get the FULL tumblr experience.
♥
i need an Osmosis Jones type movie from the body of a trans guy with all of these as quotes
The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
"My daughter turned out fine!" Ma'am your son's favorite band is Mother Mother
-Stede Bonnet 1717
£400???
a comprehensive list of all my fears and weaknesses to be used against me later [he/she/they] [hmu with requests for art]
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