Tasty-soda-pop - SODA

not to be gay but gay

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

I will eat you whole.

Knock knock!

The milkman is here.

To get more man milk.

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

Sorry everyone but I'm already madly in love with someone else, I'll be spending Valentine's day with this man and there is nothing you can do about it.

Sucks to suck losers.

In case it isn't painfully clear already I just want to say that I would love to date

*guys who are fluffy and cuddly

*girls who are bug enough to kick me in the face if they wanted to

*enby criptids

And almost anything else in between!

I can live out weeks, even months, in my own head, I have fantasies that last for multiple days in real time, I can stop and start them again at will until the story line I'm on ends or I get distracted by another thing to think about and then I start something else and live more time in my fucking mind. I could make a movie, no, a TV show with multiple seasons of what goes on in my brain except for the fact that some of it is sexual and also I don't want to explain any of it to anyone ever because it would be way too weird.

The words "cum" and "mission goo" just came up on the same thought and I have decided that I will now be selling my brain at auction! You can contact me at 6-

Knock Knock!

It's the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

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Put down the phone, grandma. It's bedtime. Come on, I'll tuck you in.

There you go, all cuddly with Mr.Whiskers.

I'VE FALLEN DOWN A HOLE!

AGAIN!

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?