What Temperature You Think, To Flash Freeze A Human Being?

You know I've been hyperfixating on something too long when I start classpecting all the characters

Fuck em up!

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

You cant respond in only emojis, pick a struggle.

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

Me: oh yeah I might have accidentally tought myself morse code

My mom: yeah that happens

"I am an artíst" I say as I make some horrendous atrocities

I'm learning how to like myself

After losing everything I thought I was

I'm learning how to like myself

Rather than liking what everyone else likes about me

It's weird how losing everything

Is teaching me to like myself without anyone else around

I need to show y'all the best baby photo I have:

And people wonder why my top bunk is all stuffed animals

Random shit post

Person A: *walks into room*

Person B: *unwrapping a square of cheese*

Cat, sitting next to person B with a square of cheese on it's head and two more on it's back and one on its side: *waiting patiently*

Person A: what the hell are you doing?

Person B: I'm making a sculpture so I'm measuring the dementions of cat in cheese because the ruler is straight and the cat is not straight.

Person C in the background: neither am I!

Person D: *walks into room* what the hell are they doing?

Person A: measuring the dementions of our cat with cheese.

Person D: oh! I was gonna knit the cat a sweater, hey (person A's name) how many slices of cheese are in the sweater region?

Person A: about 12 or 13 I'd say.

Person D: I should probably get a second ball of wool then, thanks!

Person C: you might want to take your art project outside, the kitchen is on fire again.

Person B: what the fuck!? What is with you people?!

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTER! I'D EAT A WHOLE STICK IF THEY DIDN'T COST SO MUCH!

anyone else here ever just eat butter

I wish I could use a back scratcher on the inside of my lungs, I think that would would feel great and oh so satisfying