I Would Literally Die For Hearthstone

All of the above

There seems to be some uncertainty about what exactly Ryan said during his breakdown, and people are falling into three camps:

1. He said “…and especially the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was cussing out a piece of furniture. 

2. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!” and he was yelling a ghost in a chair, possibly the one in the spooky wheelchair.

3. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was yelling at Shane, who was sitting in a chair that was visible from the warden’s window. 

And I’m not sure which option is funniest. 

you weren't "born gay". you started reading classic literature when you were 12 and now you are the way you are

Where do i apply

day 4: Freeze

day 6: Husky

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Snakes

Fuck astrology fuck meyers-briggs whatever fuck all of that the real personality test is what animal you were obsessed with when you were 12

what i love about hadestown is that, while eurydice is a Real Human Person who suffers hunger and cold, the tiny bastard orpheus’s needs are like