Terrible-ideas-and-a-cat-blog - I Have No Idea What Im Doing- Barbie

• “I stayed at my girlfriends house for three days, come back and it’s been three hundred years. Also I have to stay on this horse or I’ll die or something.”

Concept: a temping/job placement agency specifically founded to help people who are having trouble finding employment due to supernatural interference in their lives.

“I’ve been held captive in a fairy mound for the past seven years, so not only is there a gap in my resume but my coding knowledge is way out of date now.”

“I’m under a curse from the bog witch and I can only work during daylight hours because at sunset I turn into an alligator.”

“I’m a statue who was brought to life by a love goddess last week and I’m not entirely sure what a ‘job’ is but I’m told that I need one?”

Warning! TOA: TTT spoilers

I think I understand what happened to Frank.

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