Terrible-ideas-and-a-cat-blog - I Have No Idea What Im Doing- Barbie

Pillows are also welcome

Same sis, same

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *three old women all dressed the same* *a lady stepping off a train* *the king of the mine* *a man with feathers on his feet* *the chorus* *a poor boy working on a song* *a young girl looking for something to eat*

Pictures of my cat being a, literal, trash baby

• “I stayed at my girlfriends house for three days, come back and it’s been three hundred years. Also I have to stay on this horse or I’ll die or something.”

Concept: a temping/job placement agency specifically founded to help people who are having trouble finding employment due to supernatural interference in their lives.

“I’ve been held captive in a fairy mound for the past seven years, so not only is there a gap in my resume but my coding knowledge is way out of date now.”

“I’m under a curse from the bog witch and I can only work during daylight hours because at sunset I turn into an alligator.”

“I’m a statue who was brought to life by a love goddess last week and I’m not entirely sure what a ‘job’ is but I’m told that I need one?”

Bnha au where Tokoyami speaks like a southern bell

Reblog if this is true for your blog

This little demon is Ginger don’t let her looks fool you she’s out for blood.

The Mexican burrowing toad [Rhinophrynus dorsalis] is already quite goofy, but goofiness alone won’t keep them safe from predators. These toads inflate themselves with air when threatened, as the individual above is doing. This trick is intended to make them look much larger than they actually are, hopefully frightening the predator away. Image by Anna Pang.

day 3: Bait