Straight Friend Groups Be Like: *blonde Girl* *chad* *the Funny One* *kyle* *brunette Girl* *frat Boy*

I have two brain cells and I only use them to find ways in which classic literature is gay.

All of the above

There seems to be some uncertainty about what exactly Ryan said during his breakdown, and people are falling into three camps:

1. He said “…and especially the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was cussing out a piece of furniture. 

2. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!” and he was yelling a ghost in a chair, possibly the one in the spooky wheelchair.

3. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was yelling at Shane, who was sitting in a chair that was visible from the warden’s window. 

And I’m not sure which option is funniest. 

Lovecraftian Horror

👽TYPES OF ALIEN AESTHETICS👽

Greys: black hoodies and skinny jeans, long walks through the suburbs at night, names carved into picnic tables, X-files posters and gifted mix-tapes, gravel scraped knees, the moon behind power lines behind tree branches, black holes, hunger for truth,  Kurt Vonnegut paperbacks, computer-screens glowing into disheveled bedrooms. 

Flatwoods Monster:  crocheted quilts and creature features, summer nights full of otherworldly cicada-song, vinyl records, evening through a window screen, fireflies in mason jars, comic book pages blowing in pre-storm winds, red embroidery thread, valuing truth and justice above looking cool, knowing the names of constellations. 

Hovering Orbs of Light: city skylines reflected in water, hasty charcoal landscapes torn out of sketchbooks, posters of nebulas, polaroid photography, stubs of train tickets, Steven Spielberg scripts, impressionist nocturnes, labradorescence, just wants to go hang out at the aquarium, big dreams, strong opinions about YA novels. 

Little Green Men: fidgety, spams their friends with memes, unicorn-pattern everything, wants to go on a road trip, patches on backpacks, round iridescent sunglasses,  integrates glitter wherever possible, electronic music and fireworks, collections of cactuses, would hate to be considered ordinary, collects crystals and loves scooby-doo.

 Lovecraftian Horror: bulky winter coats with turned up collars, thick slate-grey scarves, underground waterfalls, trilobites fossils in sleepy small-town museums, the sound of footsteps in snow, has trouble getting close to people, terrible at small talk, late nights with a long novel, hot chocolate and old lighthouses, the friend that takes spiders outside.

gays be loving plants

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Being asexual like “10/10, but still would not bang.”

Pillows are also welcome

Same sis, same

day 4: Freeze