Terrible-ideas-and-a-cat-blog - I Have No Idea What Im Doing- Barbie

Nobody:

Every introverted child to someone they didn't like:

HISSS ....or was this just me

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

4 green witch’s little cat rituals

to bless a cat

♥  catnip (cat magic, love, happiness)

♥  a cat treat

♥  a few flower petals (make sure it is a cat-safe flower just in case!)

find your chosen cat. offer the catnip and/or treat; as they are eating, give them some chin rubs and pets. as you do so, visualize golden energy passing from your fingertips and coating the cat’s fur.

a quick little chant will do: “may this creature be safe from harm, never lonely, never hungry, and always loved.”

sprinkle the flower petals where the cat was resting.

to form a deeper connection with a cat

♥  a piece of licorice root (love and connection)

sit in a comfortable spot in or outdoors with the cat, preferably relaxing. spend as long as you like giving gentle affection to the cat; meditate on the feeling of its fur, the vibrations of its purr, the way its ears twitch. let the cat smell your hand until it is comfortable with the scent. 

take the licorice root in your hand, inhale its scent, then offer it for the cat to smell. cats typically like the smell and taste of licorice root, and medicinally it can help strengthen their immune systems and digestive tracts. magickally, sharing the scent of the licorice can connect you and the cat more deeply.

a charm to draw cats to you

♥  a pinch of dried catnip, valerian, and rue

♥  a piece of brown cloth and brown thread (animal magick)

make a charm out of these three herbs and carry it with you to inspire magickal attraction to you from cats nearby.

a beauty charm/spell to capture feline elegance

♥  a square of pink fabric and pink ribbon

♥  a teaspoon or so of catnip

assemble the catnip in the fabric, gather the corners, and tie the pink ribbon to secure it as tightly as you can (or use another method, like sewing, to fasten it). hold the charm close and inhale its mild herbal scent; whisper, “may i possess a cat’s beautiful energy

no gender only shiny rocks

-core pitch:

Hoziercore:

Trees older than our grandparents

Melted pillar candles

Death and decay

Bruised knuckles and scratches

Unclean firepits

Hoodoo/witchcraft

WOMEN

Old, framed photos

Untouched forests

Antique shops and thrift stores

Incense filled rooms

Dead plants and shrivled, brown leaves

Pressed flowers

Unsexualized nudity

Strange but thoughtful gifts

Pyromania

Crumpled up drawings/poetry

REBELLION

Old fashioned clothes

Graveyards

Unkempt hair

LBGTQIA+

moss

Just a thought...Feel free to add!

Everyone was so worried about Reyna getting with Apollo only for her to deadass laugh in his face and realize she don’t need no man, we stan a queen

I can’t tell whether this is good or bad but I’m down for it either way

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

All of the above

There seems to be some uncertainty about what exactly Ryan said during his breakdown, and people are falling into three camps:

1. He said “…and especially the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was cussing out a piece of furniture. 

2. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!” and he was yelling a ghost in a chair, possibly the one in the spooky wheelchair.

3. He said “…and especially in the chair, FUCK YOU!”, and he was yelling at Shane, who was sitting in a chair that was visible from the warden’s window. 

And I’m not sure which option is funniest. 

On the outside I was calm, on the inside I had detailed plans of how I was going to kill you and where to hide your body

remember being an eleven year old girl and being filled with rage? everything i did was from a place in my head where tiny daydream me was smashing plates.