Reading Classics be like:
Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?
you weren't "born gay". you started reading classic literature when you were 12 and now you are the way you are
Pillows are also welcome
Same sis, same
Snakes
Fuck astrology fuck meyers-briggs whatever fuck all of that the real personality test is what animal you were obsessed with when you were 12
do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”
I can’t tell whether this is good or bad but I’m down for it either way
may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.
is anyone gonna make a "what '-core' are you" quiz or do I have to do everything myself
why did we stop drawing ridiculous looking sea monsters on our maps after we chartered the world's oceans. what did you do to my boys.
I’m at that point where I want to run into the woods and disappear and then come back several years later covered in moss, growing antlers, and speaking a language no one else understands
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