I’m At That Point Where I Want To Run Into The Woods And Disappear And Then Come Back Several Years

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Unbelievable this is clearly two cardinals

a squirrel on a branch

Today’s Plans

Go feral

Grow moss

Overthrow the government

Feed my frogs

Snakes

Fuck astrology fuck meyers-briggs whatever fuck all of that the real personality test is what animal you were obsessed with when you were 12

Reblog if you are 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

gays be loving plants