Why Did We Stop Drawing Ridiculous Looking Sea Monsters On Our Maps After We Chartered The World's Oceans.

Soft murder birb

I'd like to inform you the guy who made the toad constellation has other(now considered obsolete) constellations including an Earthworm, Long Legged Spider, Eel, Tooth Shell, Gryphaea, Seahorse, Leech, Slug, Pangolin, Limpet, Mussel, Rhinoceros Beetle, Tortoise, and Star Gazer Fish

literally every one of these is better than any of the constellations we now consider official

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

Bnha au where Tokoyami speaks like a southern bell

First try at painting with ink

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Cursed Creature here