Again, Wtf Is Up With Williams?? Like You’re Replacing Logan, A Driver Who Was Brought Into F1 To Early

That moment when you’re watching Fromula 1 and the commentators just decide to take a break and get ice cream, without turning the camera off. It’s honestly just a mood

I have no idea how I forgot it, I don’t know how the only thing I remember is a tiny joke about George earning 20 million, but im so happy I found it I don’t even care

I don’t really have much hope here, but fuck it, i need help finding a fic.

What I definitely still know:

It was George Russell/Alex Albon

There was a running joke or maybe just one joke about George earning 18 million, and he always s denied it/changed the subject

they went on a date at like a pizzeria and walked along the beach after

Things I’m pretty sure about:

it was a 5 + 1 type of fic

Lando Norris was in it

I’ve tried so hard to find it, but I’m loosing hope, so Tumblr, please help me

Just found out you can’t make popcorn with a Raclette.

Never been more disappointed :(

I may be a bit late for this, but

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX! 🎊🎊

Honestly, I can’t believe he’s only 27, simply because he acts like a petty and sarcastic 16 year old sometimes

Had a traumatic day today.

I wrote an exam in German today and it went 2,5 hours, which isn’t even the worst of it.

We had to do like a summary and other stuff, but the text we had to summaries was basically about using AI chatbots instead of therapists. And for some reason, FOR SOME REASON, the author decided to mention some examples and the first one he used, I kid you not, was Character.ai

Yep, the one and only, and it was so fucking hard not to laugh my ass off in that moment.

The funniest thing, was that the author was specifying the use of chatbots for people who had recently lost someone or old people who are lonely. Now I don’t know how often you’ve used C.ai, but every single times I’ve opened a chat, the bot somehow makes it sexual, and I just couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that some people are going to open this to maybe talk to their favourite celebrity or fictional character as a way of comfort, just for Harry Potter to flirt with them.

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/ paste this ask to your favorite mutuals 💌

1. Look what you made me do - Taylor Swift

2. Wait for it - Hamilton cast

3. Hide & Seek - Mark Mendy, Adam Christopher

4. The night we met - Lord Huron

5. Breaking dishes - Rihanna

Absolutely love this trend, sadly no Alec Benjamin (my absolute favourite ever) songs, maybe next time!

Was bored so I translated a German song into English. It’s not the best, but oh well.

Anyway if there’s a — before the line it’s sung by like the kids background choir, so yeah.

The text should be lined up with the of song, so if you want to try singing along, it should work well enough.

The song is called Augen auf by Sido:

Hey, hello kids!

- Hello Sido!

Hi Anna, hi Thorsten and the others

Levin put the phone away

Okay, should I tell you a story?

- Yeahhh!

Then listen now

Little jenny was so adorable when she was six, but then mommy had her little sister.

She was no longer the Center Point, she was at the back, and then with twelve she started drinking uninhibitedly.

It was kind of like a scream for help that no one heard, with every sip she was thinking: “please mommy, be ashamed”

But mommy was rarely there, no one was watching her. Daddy would rather have fun with his colleagues.

Jenny was out with the clique, here she was popular. Here you can relate if you have trouble at home.

She went to parties from 18 with 13, makeup like a slut, and then into the nightlife.

Ecstasy, cocaine, fucking in the girls toilet. Downing Flatrates, 56 tequila shots just like that.

How much more can this girl handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Little Justin was not exactly a wanted kid, but his mother was the opinion abortion equals murder.

The only problem was that dad had something against it, so at night time Justin was found in the baby box.

He grew up in a home since he was little, but if the caretaker said something he didn’t give a shit.

He quickly learned that this wasn’t his own home, here you get the feeling that you don’t have a single use.

That he ever turns 18 only has little hope, cos he vapes with 6, smokes with 8 and is drunk with 10.

Tell me how much more can this boy handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

To raise a kid is not easy, I know this.

You always have something to do even when you are free.

Always be careful, you need to keep an eye on your kid; best attach a bell to its neck.

Kid are expensive, so you need to have money

- And

You need to recognise problems

- And

You have to get rid of them

- And

You need to listen, in good and in bad times

- And

You have to be there

- And

You need to show love

Whoever had kids wanted it like that, but as soon as raising a child gets serious you hide away.

How much more can the youth in Germany handle?

Listen to your kids when they tell you something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

This could never be me

About 7pm right now, just got back to the store and made popcorn, am now watching football with my family

This is a great chain btw.

@carcarpodium @prokrastinartiya

i love these sorts of posts and I'm thinking of doing them regularly so I'll start one now; what are you up to, right at this moment? I'll start: I just went on a walk in sunny 95+ degree weather, and as I type this I'm sitting in a dim, cool room alone and listening to the sound of children shrieking and splashing in a pool (while also eavesdropping on a conversation about dating)