Was Bored So I Translated A German Song Into English. It’s Not The Best, But Oh Well.

Was bored so I translated a German song into English. It’s not the best, but oh well.

Anyway if there’s a — before the line it’s sung by like the kids background choir, so yeah.

The text should be lined up with the of song, so if you want to try singing along, it should work well enough.

The song is called Augen auf by Sido:

Hey, hello kids!

- Hello Sido!

Hi Anna, hi Thorsten and the others

Levin put the phone away

Okay, should I tell you a story?

- Yeahhh!

Then listen now

Little jenny was so adorable when she was six, but then mommy had her little sister.

She was no longer the Center Point, she was at the back, and then with twelve she started drinking uninhibitedly.

It was kind of like a scream for help that no one heard, with every sip she was thinking: “please mommy, be ashamed”

But mommy was rarely there, no one was watching her. Daddy would rather have fun with his colleagues.

Jenny was out with the clique, here she was popular. Here you can relate if you have trouble at home.

She went to parties from 18 with 13, makeup like a slut, and then into the nightlife.

Ecstasy, cocaine, fucking in the girls toilet. Downing Flatrates, 56 tequila shots just like that.

How much more can this girl handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Little Justin was not exactly a wanted kid, but his mother was the opinion abortion equals murder.

The only problem was that dad had something against it, so at night time Justin was found in the baby box.

He grew up in a home since he was little, but if the caretaker said something he didn’t give a shit.

He quickly learned that this wasn’t his own home, here you get the feeling that you don’t have a single use.

That he ever turns 18 only has little hope, cos he vapes with 6, smokes with 8 and is drunk with 10.

Tell me how much more can this boy handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

To raise a kid is not easy, I know this.

You always have something to do even when you are free.

Always be careful, you need to keep an eye on your kid; best attach a bell to its neck.

Kid are expensive, so you need to have money

- And

You need to recognise problems

- And

You have to get rid of them

- And

You need to listen, in good and in bad times

- And

You have to be there

- And

You need to show love

Whoever had kids wanted it like that, but as soon as raising a child gets serious you hide away.

How much more can the youth in Germany handle?

Listen to your kids when they tell you something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

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I would love this, not just for myself (I love talking about fics more than I love writing them) but also to ask other authors

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Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. 

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Tried a new Red Bull flavour today (the purple one) and now I've decided to write a portfolio on encephalitis

I think there was something other than Red Bull in there

My mom, complaining to my dad: Why do you have to be so anti-everybody else?

And I couldn’t relate more

I actually meant buy me dinner first, but I feel like this could also have me in a chokehold

“Fuck you”

“At least buy me first”

Again, wtf is up with Williams?? Like you’re replacing Logan, a driver who was brought into F1 to early and thus is underperforming, with a driver (idc what he’s called) who at this point last year was still in F3? Yea he’s like 7th or so in the F2 standings, but that doesn’t change the fact that he won’t even complete a year in F2 before jumping to F1. And like all these comments about how Max completely skipped F2 and all that, yes, he did, but he’s been racing since he could basically walk, was “raised” by Jos Verstappen, who was a former F1 driver and didn’t exactly raise max in the best conditions, and became the youngest person to win a Grand Prix. You can’t compare Logan or his replacement to Max, and there are a lot of reasons why, their childhood being one.

And I get that Logan isn’t the best driver, I’m not saying he is, I’m saying that James Vowles has said to the press multiple times that him and Williams are supporting Logan in every way possible and it’s all Logan’s fault that he underperforming, meanwhile they once took his car away because Alex crashed his (I like Alex, not attacking him), they left him on either broken car parts or car parts from 2023 for multiple races, they gave Alex car upgrades before him, etc. etc., I could go on, and to finish it off, for the last weeks Logan spent at Williams, him and James weren’t on speaking terms. I don’t think I even need to explain in how many ways this is just not okay. Sure sometimes tensions run high (especially during or after a tough race), and sometimes you need a bit of distance, which is perfectly understandable, and a relationship definitely goes both ways, but if things get so bad, that a team principal and his driver aren’t on speaking terms, I’m sorry, but as much as I love you Williams, I, along with countless other fans, can’t defend that.

Tl;dr: It pisses me off that Williams brought Logan on to early, treated him like shit, blamed him for everything and are now replacing him with a Rookie who is also being brought on to early.

Thx for listening to the rant.

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