My Point Exactly

Didn’t you already do that?

give him a baby. NOW

“He’s non-binary”

Was bored so I translated a German song into English. It’s not the best, but oh well.

Anyway if there’s a — before the line it’s sung by like the kids background choir, so yeah.

The text should be lined up with the of song, so if you want to try singing along, it should work well enough.

The song is called Augen auf by Sido:

Hey, hello kids!

- Hello Sido!

Hi Anna, hi Thorsten and the others

Levin put the phone away

Okay, should I tell you a story?

- Yeahhh!

Then listen now

Little jenny was so adorable when she was six, but then mommy had her little sister.

She was no longer the Center Point, she was at the back, and then with twelve she started drinking uninhibitedly.

It was kind of like a scream for help that no one heard, with every sip she was thinking: “please mommy, be ashamed”

But mommy was rarely there, no one was watching her. Daddy would rather have fun with his colleagues.

Jenny was out with the clique, here she was popular. Here you can relate if you have trouble at home.

She went to parties from 18 with 13, makeup like a slut, and then into the nightlife.

Ecstasy, cocaine, fucking in the girls toilet. Downing Flatrates, 56 tequila shots just like that.

How much more can this girl handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Little Justin was not exactly a wanted kid, but his mother was the opinion abortion equals murder.

The only problem was that dad had something against it, so at night time Justin was found in the baby box.

He grew up in a home since he was little, but if the caretaker said something he didn’t give a shit.

He quickly learned that this wasn’t his own home, here you get the feeling that you don’t have a single use.

That he ever turns 18 only has little hope, cos he vapes with 6, smokes with 8 and is drunk with 10.

Tell me how much more can this boy handle.

And I say kids come, we have to tell the parents something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

To raise a kid is not easy, I know this.

You always have something to do even when you are free.

Always be careful, you need to keep an eye on your kid; best attach a bell to its neck.

Kid are expensive, so you need to have money

- And

You need to recognise problems

- And

You have to get rid of them

- And

You need to listen, in good and in bad times

- And

You have to be there

- And

You need to show love

Whoever had kids wanted it like that, but as soon as raising a child gets serious you hide away.

How much more can the youth in Germany handle?

Listen to your kids when they tell you something and that goes

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

Hey

- Mommy open up your eyes

Aha

- Please get rid of all my flaws

- I want to be grown up so bad

- And not already die before

Hey

- Daddy open up your eyes

Aha

- I am still living at home

- Despite all of the difficulties

- Please show me love and affection

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Wait this is so pretty omg

I don’t have anyone to tag rn, so @ everyone

take this quiz and get a color palette :D

tagged by: @starrwrrld <3

lots of pink… makes sense

no-pressure tags (tagging some new people :3) : @beensinning @zettychez @carbonmono @venomandperfume @messandahalf10 @imlittlebitdie @where-the-wild-thingsgo @usedtobetam @hitthatapex

I would love this, not just for myself (I love talking about fics more than I love writing them) but also to ask other authors

Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut

Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. 

Or, send in a ⭐star⭐  to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!

dear tumblr users, today i offer you shirtless lando norris

I need twins where one of them is a time traveler and the other is immortal. Similar to the normal prompt, except instead of helping the other, they have like a hate-love relationship. They’re not trying to kill each other. More like the immortal is trying to get rich and powerful, but the time traveler keeps sabotaging him and the time traveler is just trying to live a normal life, but the immortal keeps dragging them into their mess. Or something like that, idk

Okay, sorry mir fehlen einfach die Worte gerade. WIE GUT IST DAS BITTE? WO HAST DU DAS TALENT HER? JUNGE (neutral) DAS IST SO REALISTISCH UND GUT UND OMG WIE SOLL ICH MIT MEINEM LEBEN JETZT EINFACH SO WEITER MACHEN??? DIE DETAILS BEI ADAMS HAAREN? WIE DI SO RUHIG AUFEINANDER SCHLAFEN? Es ist einfach perfekt.

To all my English friends, don’t mind me crashing out and please appreciate this art, even if you don’t know who they are, it’s a true masterpiece.

Ja hi, ich hab mir mal Gedanken gemacht, was ich gern als Opener hätte nächstes Jahr ;)

GUESS WHERE THE FUCK I’VE JUST BEEN

AGGHHHHG

FIRST EVER CONCERT!!! AGHHH IT WAS SO COOL, I LITERALLY STILL CAN’T COMPREHEND IT!! AMAZING, LOVE IT, JUST AGHHH

@alecbenjamin

This could never be me