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VERY ODD. If you like women to be covered up and low key, why wouldn’t you just go for the women that like being covered up and low key??? Why would you purposely go after a woman that is the complete opposite, ask her to be your significant other, then try to change her to fit what you want????
And they say it’s women that don’t know what they want 🙄🤦🏾♀️.
Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.
Titles. They’re the worst.
You know what the solution is? Use a Hozier lyric. Too much work? I made a generator that will summon one for you.
It works surprisingly well as a prompt generator, as well.
As she was walking down the streets of NYC and she looked at the mirrors of showrooms she realised she was aging. At first she was happy that she not 18 anymore. But didn't that mean her boyfriend Teddy was her soulmate. She doubted it. All he could do was talk about science and chemicals and shit. God he was so boring. And he wasn't even aging. So then who could it be??
I am so tired of the world that we currently live in.
All the lies and the bullshit we go through everyday
Because people cannot or rather will not be kind to each other
I wonder how many problems we could have solved if we were all nice to each other.
Where did all our innocence go?
When did we all grow up?
Where is the child who thought that everyone was good
who smiled at everyone
Who believed in everyone...
In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes
peraltiago episodes
List of Peraltiago eps for maximum feel-good:
Pilot (S1E1) - classic Peraltiago banter.
48 Hours (S1E7) - “Amy, look. There is a guy out there with incredibly low standards and a super weird soul patch, and he is waiting for you.”
The Bet (S1E13) - it’s The Bet. Go watch it.
Operation Broken Feather (S1E15) - “The truth is, our job isn’t always great. I mean, sometimes it sucks. But.. it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you.”
Tactical Village (S1E19) - do you like pining!Jake? If yes, watch. If no, still watch.
Unsolvable (S1E21) - 🗣pining!Jake, Amy follows a different plot though.
Charges and Specs (S1E22) - ROMANTIC STYLEZZZZ
Keep reading
I love platonic relationships between men and women and they are super important. but I also ship schneider and penelope so bad I could die, do you see my problem?
i eat men like you for breakfast
literally
i had you in my mouth
at 3 pm
that’s breakfast enough for me
how many cigarettes will it take to make the sun set
how many heartbreaks to set my life in motion
stupid country girls with innocent smiles
dreaming of a husband and nothing more
girls like me dream of a husband too
we just pretend there’s so much more
we pretend life isn’t a simple game
with simple rules
paint me
on paper or just my body
exercise your right to use me
i gave myself to you long ago
on a foggy night in the hudson valley
// i hope you didn’t forget
OKAY for realz though can someone explain to me what “aesthetic” means please? Like if you’re asked what’s your aesthetic, what are you supposed to answer?
Everyone is amazing until they start talking. Uhh Terry crews why did you open your mouth and ruin everything.
Looking for more blogs to follow. If you are an active writeblr, reblog this post and I’ll check out your blog!
Love is terrifying
I am scared of committing
I scared that I will fall in love with you
I am scared that you will leave me
Because all good things come to an end eventually
I keep watching couples breaking up and I fear that we would too
I wanna be all in but I know I am not
I am scared
Afraid
Of how broken I would be if lose you
So I pretend to not love you when I clearly do because I am afraid
Of everything falling apart because I won't be able to handle it
I am scared of falling in love.
So I need you to tell me
We will be okay
I need you to hold me close and say
Everything will be alright...
Reasons to Stay Alive by Mathew Gray Gubler
We forget too soon the things we thought we could never forget. We forget the loves and the betrayals, forget what we whispered and what we screamed, we even forget who we are.
The new episode was so good. Also there was title of your sex tape joke and archer Rosa. It was all amazing.
I wonder what its like to actually know what you wanna be when you grow up cause I have no idea.
I know now why Trump wants to build a wall
It’s been years since he managed to erect anything
I have exams coming up and I am so stressed. Someone kill me.
“The only lies for which we are truly punished are those we tell ourselves.”
— V.S. Naipaul, In a Free State (via books-n-quotes)
some jake & amy fic recs
I was asked by a few different people for some recs for Jake and Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine so here I am, compiling them into one big post and sharing them publicly.
genre: fluff/romance, all of which are canon or canon-adjacent.
In which they get together (in a canon-divergent manner) and cute stuff happens. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1203280
Email fic! Epistolary! https://archiveofourown.org/works/3830671
5+1 times they text. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5206751
Jake goes down on Amy for a bet. https://archiveofourown.org/works/3149516
Established relationship fluff. https://archiveofourown.org/works/4048582
More established relationship 5+1 fluff. https://archiveofourown.org/works/4297380/chapters/9737979
Prequel to the series; how Jake and Amy became friends. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2702417
Anything by this author is gold. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1661210
Behind the scenes look at Jake and Amy at Boyle & Linetti Wedding. https://archiveofourown.org/works/10591290
Established relationship fluff, again. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5182847
Coda for Halloween III episode. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5540675
Behind the scenes look at all of Jake and Amy’s interactions in season two. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2377175/chapters/5250683
5+1 times they drive in a car. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1368241
genre: angst, all canon-adjacent or canon-divergent.
While he’s undercover, Jake talks to his team. (Sort of.) https://archiveofourown.org/series/266599
Post-undercover!Jake PTSD exploration. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2347295
Amy sort-of-not-really-dies and Jake falls apart. https://archiveofourown.org/series/378144
Amy goes undercover and Jake loses his shit. https://archiveofourown.org/works/7513294/chapters/17078890
Amy gets cancer, they both deal. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11466108/chapters/25707804
Jake copes with his breakup with Sophia, and Amy is there. https://archiveofourown.org/works/3441179/chapters/7544303
some great alternate universes:
Bartender and customer AU which I adored. https://archiveofourown.org/works/9574613
Jake and Amy go undercover… but together. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1490047/chapters/3145585
If Jake and Amy worked at different precincts and met at a police convention, through the years. https://archiveofourown.org/works/14490549/chapters/33474753
personal favourite:
Post-Florida reunion. https://archiveofourown.org/works/7767271/chapters/17714389
Are you guys thrilled about dying when the world is ending?
Yes or no?
You know when you are having those bad hair days and you just want all of your hair to just go. So I cut my hair really short and now its actually really short and it looks so weird. I feel like crying!!!!
you can only reblog this today
“In a world painted in darkness I could always find light in you.”
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