inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
Mr. Noodles!
reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
shredded horse bones
ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious
i will start
bread
you’re doing great love, we’re very proud of you
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
Please 💕
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
now, what the fuck-
shiro
[accidentally spills hot sauce in his water]
[drinks water anyway]
shiro [with tears in his eyes] : why do my attempts to die always come back to bite me in the ass?
keith
[enters his name for a sports competition due to peer pressure]
[ gets directly selected as the new team captain after the try outs]
keith [ panicking ]: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN- I'M TO YOUNG TO LOOK AFTER 12 KIDS-
lance
[jokingly proposes to crush]
[crush can't tell it was a joke and asks him out ]
lance (blushing) : how dare he pull the fucking uno reverse on me.
allura
allura (innocently) : i don't see why people are so intimidated by me.
also allura just a few minutes later : [ karate kid-s a boy into the floor for cat calling her friend]
pidge
[during an all nighter before exams]
[opens instant coffee packet to make another cup for themselves]
[take a spoon and directly eats the coffee instead of putting it into the coffee maker]
pigde [in demonic voice with tears in their eyes] : i don't regret shit. i can feel the coffee in my veins. my blood is better than any latte.
hunk
[ on a road trip ]
[ the driver starts to drive too fast]
hunk : [immediately throws up in the car with no warning]
hunk: oh.
coran
[ cracks egg on a pan and starts making scrambled eggs ]
[ adds in pineapples half way through]
coran : guys, just trust me, this will taste like heaven. you'll thank me later.
matt (bonus!!)
matt : [sees a meme man graffiti on the wall]
matt : [kneels in front of it]
matt : [begins to cry]
The best third wheel in most if not all friend groups, 19, she/her
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