You’re Doing Great Love, We’re Very Proud Of You

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

I now have a room in my house dedicated to shiny things that randomly show up on my lawn, it’s great, not great that my family keeps hounding me for being a hoarder, but great that I have a shiny room

You once saved a Crow from dying as a child. Even now that you are an adult, you still remember the Crow's words after you set it free back to its murder, "We… wiLL… RETurN… ThE… FAVor…"

How could you!?!?!?!?!?

NOTE: Dr Pepper is not a cola. Root beer is not a cola. Craft colas do not count. This doesn't consider regional mass produced colas for simplicities sake. If you have a nuanced response I don't care about it, just pretend you're at a restaurant and being offered both, just larp with me and stop being so complicated.

the vld crew as shit me and my friends have said/done irl-

shiro

[accidentally spills hot sauce in his water]

[drinks water anyway]

shiro [with tears in his eyes] : why do my attempts to die always come back to bite me in the ass?

keith

[enters his name for a sports competition due to peer pressure]

[ gets directly selected as the new team captain after the try outs]

keith [ panicking ]: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN- I'M TO YOUNG TO LOOK AFTER 12 KIDS-

lance

[jokingly proposes to crush]

[crush can't tell it was a joke and asks him out ]

lance (blushing) : how dare he pull the fucking uno reverse on me.

allura

allura (innocently) : i don't see why people are so intimidated by me.

also allura just a few minutes later : [ karate kid-s a boy into the floor for cat calling her friend]

pidge

[during an all nighter before exams]

[opens instant coffee packet to make another cup for themselves]

[take a spoon and directly eats the coffee instead of putting it into the coffee maker]

pigde [in demonic voice with tears in their eyes] : i don't regret shit. i can feel the coffee in my veins. my blood is better than any latte.

hunk

[ on a road trip ]

[ the driver starts to drive too fast]

hunk : [immediately throws up in the car with no warning]

hunk: oh.

coran

[ cracks egg on a pan and starts making scrambled eggs ]

[ adds in pineapples half way through]

coran : guys, just trust me, this will taste like heaven. you'll thank me later.

matt (bonus!!)

matt : [sees a meme man graffiti on the wall]

matt : [kneels in front of it]

matt : [begins to cry]

@bovineblogger

Putting this out now: I only have three conditions when it comes to casting for the movie:

Age accurate casting. Doesn’t have to be exact but have them look their ages.

No white washing any of the poc(I do not include the Vackers in this point. I know poc is a popular headcanon and while I would be completely fine if they did cast poc it is still just a headcanon so if they get cast as white I won’t be upset)

Sophie’s actress is not allowed to blue eyes unless she gives a spectacular performance(if adaption turns out to be animated, point may be excluded)

I do not care about what casting decisions they make otherwise.