How Could You!?!?!?!?!?

fuck

Explain life with one word other than hell

you’re doing great love, we’re very proud of you

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

If this gets to 1k notes before 2024 I’ll make myself create a sleep schedule and follow it correctly

the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up

how tf do you die from ATTEMPTED murder the whole thing about that is you actively failed the murder

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

And don’t forget pissing off teenagers plus making a fool out of politicians

Re reading the series because I’m on summer vacay.

The Neverseen really are just a bunch of theatre gays who commit a little more than the average amount of murder.

Pretty much. Murderous theater gays who enjoy gardening.

Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

please do

Hello

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