Reblog To Sniff

the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up

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what candy would you like?

dumdum lollipops pls

thanks you

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

rb to share

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

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WTF DOES THIS MEAN?????

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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Got the T-shirt

do not underestimate my ability to overthink & make myself physically ill

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did