The Other Day I Had This Weird Dream Where Someone Broke Into My House With A Ski Mask On, Like With
the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
There's a 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈HIDDEN WOKE MESSAGE🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 in KOTLC that you NEVER KNEW ABOUT 😱😱😱 If you change the K in "panakes" to a C (only ONE letter away!!!), it becomes "PAN ACES" 🤬🤬🤬 🤯🤯🤯 Is Shannon Messenger trying to turn kids queer with SECRET WOKE PROPOGANDA??? 💖💛💙 🖤🤍💜
❤️🧡🤍🩷 HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK ❤️🧡🤍🩷
I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life
again?
oh im fucking screwed :D
I know no one is gonna see this so fuck it.
FROM NOW ON EVERYONE ONLY GETS 1 REBLOG. YOU HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ADD REBLOG NOTES. YOU CAN TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ANYTHING YOU WANT. BUT YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG ONCE.
10- I drink water everyday
20- I’ll eat 3 meals a day
25- I start learning how to cook
50- I stop being a lurker on tumblr
100- I will get 7+ hours of sleep a night
150- I make a lip care routine for me
200- I start writing fic (on my main @secretlynotablog)
350- I make and stick to a skin care routine
500- I’ll eat healthy food
750- I get out of bed at a decent time (9:30 am)
1,000- I get back into baking
1,500- I get back into photography
2,000- I’ll start going on a walk every day again
5,000- I’ll start trying to get a job
10,000- I’ll learn how to figure skate
15,000- I’ll begin going to therapy again
20,000- My cousin hooks me up with one of her besties.
50,000- I actually take myself out somewhere and enjoy myself
(Goals are subject to change. Haha Losers.)
The best third wheel in most if not all friend groups, 19, she/her
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