❤️🧡🤍🩷 HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK ❤️🧡🤍🩷
PAY ATTENTION TO THE BLORBO!!!!
Guyssss love him he needs hugs
This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
sophie foster should be allowed to say fuck
shiro
[accidentally spills hot sauce in his water]
[drinks water anyway]
shiro [with tears in his eyes] : why do my attempts to die always come back to bite me in the ass?
keith
[enters his name for a sports competition due to peer pressure]
[ gets directly selected as the new team captain after the try outs]
keith [ panicking ]: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN- I'M TO YOUNG TO LOOK AFTER 12 KIDS-
lance
[jokingly proposes to crush]
[crush can't tell it was a joke and asks him out ]
lance (blushing) : how dare he pull the fucking uno reverse on me.
allura
allura (innocently) : i don't see why people are so intimidated by me.
also allura just a few minutes later : [ karate kid-s a boy into the floor for cat calling her friend]
pidge
[during an all nighter before exams]
[opens instant coffee packet to make another cup for themselves]
[take a spoon and directly eats the coffee instead of putting it into the coffee maker]
pigde [in demonic voice with tears in their eyes] : i don't regret shit. i can feel the coffee in my veins. my blood is better than any latte.
hunk
[ on a road trip ]
[ the driver starts to drive too fast]
hunk : [immediately throws up in the car with no warning]
hunk: oh.
coran
[ cracks egg on a pan and starts making scrambled eggs ]
[ adds in pineapples half way through]
coran : guys, just trust me, this will taste like heaven. you'll thank me later.
matt (bonus!!)
matt : [sees a meme man graffiti on the wall]
matt : [kneels in front of it]
matt : [begins to cry]
How could you!?!?!?!?!?
NOTE: Dr Pepper is not a cola. Root beer is not a cola. Craft colas do not count. This doesn't consider regional mass produced colas for simplicities sake. If you have a nuanced response I don't care about it, just pretend you're at a restaurant and being offered both, just larp with me and stop being so complicated.
Shannon messenger.
You’ve been booped by Niko
The best third wheel in most if not all friend groups, 19, she/her
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