Again?

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

the vld crew as shit me and my friends have said/done irl-

shiro

[accidentally spills hot sauce in his water]

[drinks water anyway]

shiro [with tears in his eyes] : why do my attempts to die always come back to bite me in the ass?

keith

[enters his name for a sports competition due to peer pressure]

[ gets directly selected as the new team captain after the try outs]

keith [ panicking ]: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN- I'M TO YOUNG TO LOOK AFTER 12 KIDS-

lance

[jokingly proposes to crush]

[crush can't tell it was a joke and asks him out ]

lance (blushing) : how dare he pull the fucking uno reverse on me.

allura

allura (innocently) : i don't see why people are so intimidated by me.

also allura just a few minutes later : [ karate kid-s a boy into the floor for cat calling her friend]

pidge

[during an all nighter before exams]

[opens instant coffee packet to make another cup for themselves]

[take a spoon and directly eats the coffee instead of putting it into the coffee maker]

pigde [in demonic voice with tears in their eyes] : i don't regret shit. i can feel the coffee in my veins. my blood is better than any latte.

hunk

[ on a road trip ]

[ the driver starts to drive too fast]

hunk : [immediately throws up in the car with no warning]

hunk: oh.

coran

[ cracks egg on a pan and starts making scrambled eggs ]

[ adds in pineapples half way through]

coran : guys, just trust me, this will taste like heaven. you'll thank me later.

matt (bonus!!)

matt : [sees a meme man graffiti on the wall]

matt : [kneels in front of it]

matt : [begins to cry]

my pleasure

im cold

didn’t you also set fires in the forbidden cities that killed hundreds of humans…?

The Council keeps trying to arrest me for manslaughter, which is unfair and inaccurate because the people I killed were elves, not men.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility from the Neverseen!

the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up

PAY ATTENTION TO THE BLORBO!!!!

Guyssss love him he needs hugs