Do Me A Solid And Just Reblog This Saying What Time It Is Where You Are And What You’re Thinking About

Amen

i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen

IS THAT WHAT THAT IS

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

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apologize not my child, I am simply here to spread love

If you're the one and only ginger, then do I just not exist?

it’s not that other gingers don’t exist they are just an extension of me as I am the original

Mood

How could you!?!?!?!?!?

NOTE: Dr Pepper is not a cola. Root beer is not a cola. Craft colas do not count. This doesn't consider regional mass produced colas for simplicities sake. If you have a nuanced response I don't care about it, just pretend you're at a restaurant and being offered both, just larp with me and stop being so complicated.

Hello

how tf do you die from ATTEMPTED murder the whole thing about that is you actively failed the murder

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

otter pop, my method of transportation when I was little at the store, my cats favorite toy

I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.