If This Gets To 1k Notes Before 2024 I’ll Make Myself Create A Sleep Schedule And Follow It Correctly

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

my pleasure

im cold

all of them shirts are like fashionable sports bras, goblins need support too buddy

I don't understand why female goblins don't go shirtless like the males do. The goblins in Keeper don't have nipples. What's the point of the shirts?

How could you!?!?!?!?!?

NOTE: Dr Pepper is not a cola. Root beer is not a cola. Craft colas do not count. This doesn't consider regional mass produced colas for simplicities sake. If you have a nuanced response I don't care about it, just pretend you're at a restaurant and being offered both, just larp with me and stop being so complicated.

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

Fuk yeah, I been needing this

Honest mistake

I'm not a Sophie Foster apologist. I have nothing to apologize for she's great.

oh noooooooo my hand slipped- oh god it slipped againnnnnnnnn, my bad guys

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors