Arson Or Culinary Arts, Maybe Both If I Fuck Around Near The Stove Enough

the other day I had this weird dream where someone broke into my house with a ski mask on, like with two eye holes and a mouth, and I was like, 'oh hell no' so obviously instead of calling the police I grabbed my sword but I haven't sharpened it yet so it's just blunt painful steel. so I bludgeon this guy in the neck until he goes off to join Hogwarts if you know what I mean and when i finish I'm like 'let's see who it is' and I pull off his mask and it was the president of United states, like it wasn't a real president it was just dream logic but then I woke up

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

you stopped scrolling , just to look at my humble little post. you are so beautiful

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

apologize not my child, I am simply here to spread love

If you're the one and only ginger, then do I just not exist?

it’s not that other gingers don’t exist they are just an extension of me as I am the original

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.