Reblog If You Think That Men Can Wear Dresses, Trying To Prove A Point To My Dad

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

im cold

Damn.

oh im fucking screwed :D

Why would you eat children? they have more bones which means more work to eat around and more evidence.

i'm so hungry I could eat a small child

Reblog to sniff

(at last night's queer cabaret)

person announcing the show: "now i don't want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism... none of the isms"

person in crowd: "what about autism?"

announcer: "yeah autism is fine"

Linh: rips the rope to shreds with a mini whirlpool and catches herself with more water

Tam: *intimidating the rope*

The baby swans' methods of escaping the Exillium arch are so in character

Keefe: Successfully slips his ankle out of his boot, but doesn't plan past that and ends up crashing to the ground painfully, injuring himself and losing his pants

Dex: Creates an improvised knife from his vest buckles and uses it to cut the rope

Biana: Uses the arch itself to fray the rope

Fitz: backflips onto the arch and unties the rope by hand

Sophie: just straight-up sets fire to the arch. and herself.

(How do you think Tam and Linh did it?)

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder