Don't Worry, Our Bank Accounts Are Well Aware Of That.

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

does monster and redbull count as hydration?

Remember to drink water! I can't perform my evil experiments on you if you aren't properly hydrated

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

a lovely creecher

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

tonight we feast like the kings of old

in return for noteing my post you get candy

what candy would you like?

dumdum lollipops pls

thanks you

ATTENTION ALL IT IS A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG MAN'S BIRTHDAY

Everyone say happy 17th birthday to Sydney 🥳

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

Okay hear me out

What if the reason why we cry at birth is because we died in our past life and we’re still feeling the pain of dying but we slowly get used to the pain and it eventually just feels normal