Can You Do Something For Me, Please?

Reblog if you think that men can wear dresses, trying to prove a point to my dad

didn’t you also set fires in the forbidden cities that killed hundreds of humans…?

The Council keeps trying to arrest me for manslaughter, which is unfair and inaccurate because the people I killed were elves, not men.

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

rb to share

Got the T-shirt

do not underestimate my ability to overthink & make myself physically ill

i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

specifically in the ways of causing mischief and chaos but very subtle ways of chaos, two socks? Nope I’m taking your left sock. Deja Vu all the time. Can’t find something but suddenly your mom can? Bingo that’s me. Walking into the wrong bathroom? Being ten minutes late for work because you decided to hide your wallet from yourself? That one missing puzzle piece dead center of the puzzle? All of it is me causing minor- but infuriating chaos

You are known as the silent wanderer. Ageless because of time magic. You have lived longer then the oldest of dragons. Cursed to never being able to speak or talk in a way people can understand. But thats OK. Action speaks louder then words ever will.